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Old 02-05-2003, 02:01 AM   #16
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buy him something for the car and take him out for a kick ass steak
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Old 02-05-2003, 02:22 AM   #17
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Definatley just a nice good evening,then a good rompin', that will please any guy.
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Old 02-05-2003, 02:55 AM   #18
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Bimmer parts and more bimmer parts.
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Old 02-05-2003, 04:49 AM   #19
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OK... I'll just confess my dream V-Day... lets see if it helps.

1. Eat a kick @ss meal, such as a steak or chicken parmesian with some pasta & sauce (yes a girl who can cook is sexy.. very very sexy)

2. Receive gift such as a Gurkha Cigar (see pic) The secret of the Gurkha Cigar is its dipped in Louis XIII Cognac. They come in a tube with a wax seal.. really cool and taste great. ($40 each i think at Long Island in Sherway) or other cool gifts include things such as sports jerseys, model cars of his exact car, a PDA, Sopranos/Godfather DVD collection, Down-filled pillows (which you can use later if you get my drift), a piranha, it all depends on what you can afford and what he likes (PM me more about his personality.. he into sports?cars? clubs? wines? electronics? and maybe I can help)

3. Go to a drive in (get there early!!!) watch 2 great movies (make sure at least one is a good guys movie.. so she can rock me instead of watching a movie she doesnt care about)

4. Retreat to a hotel and commence drinking...

5. at some point in the night receive a "42"

6. Wake up in the morning, wipe the drool off my pillow, clean up the bottles from the floor, wonder where she left the handcuffs, put the lube away, scratch 3 "wishes" off the "To Do Before I Die" list... and wait another 365 days until she ever does that "move" again.

thats my dream night
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Old 02-05-2003, 06:03 AM   #20
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STS ... man any German part in that thing .... Hitler is gonna hate you ...
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Old 02-05-2003, 11:43 PM   #21
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blumpkin is when the guy is getting a blow job while taking a shit
lol!!!! That is the funniest shit i have ever heard. LOL

Anyways, give him something like car parts, like everyone else said. If not then get something usefull or just give him the best sex he has ever had!!!
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Old 02-06-2003, 12:55 AM   #22
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if he is a sweet guy give him car parts and a good night. (if you think he deserves it)
don't spend that much money.......but some Remus exhausts would be nice tho
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Old 02-06-2003, 12:56 AM   #23
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oh ya that blumpkin shit sounds NASTY!
what the point of getting a BJ while shitting?!
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Old 02-06-2003, 06:21 AM   #24
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but her a dude....
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Old 02-07-2003, 02:33 AM   #25
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oh ya that blumpkin shit sounds NASTY!
what the point of getting a BJ while shitting?!
ask bimmermafia(billy), he gets em all the time from girlz

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Old 02-07-2003, 09:54 PM   #26
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5. at some point in the night receive a "42"
At the expense of looking like an idiot (more so), what is a "42"? it's the second time you've mentioned it today man
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Old 02-07-2003, 10:36 PM   #27
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After reading all your posts I can figure WHY YOU DON'T HAVE A GIRL WITH YOU!!!! lol

It's really funny gents.....

What about a cronograph? May be a TAG? or a complete body car care in any workshop? Or may be a new knob for the gear shifter? Of course, having a great night is mandatory but having BJ while you shitting?



Please no flowers or teddys.

I really apreciate a pair of fine leather racing gloves.....
And a box of Rothmans......
And a new equalizer for the car.....
And a xenon colored bulbs for the headlights......
And,.....
and......
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Old 02-07-2003, 10:42 PM   #28
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OR MAY BE A TRIP TO CALI FOR HIM ALONE WITH 5SATRS HOTELS AND MEALS, of course all free
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Old 02-07-2003, 10:43 PM   #29
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jeebers i'm under 20 and i think i've had the best idea yet and people call me immature. take lessons from big daddy mac. i admit there are a few great suggestions. but a blumkin come on now!!!
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Old 02-09-2003, 09:31 PM   #30
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come on guys she needs serious help. Don't listen to the guys about the rubbers and loli pops and the kinky shit if your gonna do that do that went the night is almost over there small gifts anyways. But if you want to get him something he will enjoy then you can always get him a watch, and my suggestion if he is really into his car then get him one from the dealership so his watch will match his car, hell I have always wanted a BMW watch. But if you don't wanna spend too much take him out to dinner at a good steak house can't go wrong there. Hope everything works out for you.
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