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Old 06-13-2008, 09:59 AM   #16
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I think your brother realized how bad it will be living beside you, so he gave up on life...that also explains the extra dick where your head should be....
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Old 06-13-2008, 10:50 AM   #17
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I think your brother realized how bad it will be living beside you, so he gave up on life...that also explains the extra dick where your head should be....


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Old 06-13-2008, 11:58 AM   #18
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all the kids parents would have to do is cut a hole in all the backs of his shirts and make a little flap.
chicks would love it. he could lay down on his stomach and let some chick ride him
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Old 06-13-2008, 12:33 PM   #19
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Everybody knows Eurostyle was born without a penis, he uses a big black strap-on with his customers.
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Old 06-13-2008, 01:31 PM   #20
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I think your brother realized how bad it will be living beside you, so he gave up on life...that also explains the extra dick where your head should be....
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Old 06-13-2008, 02:06 PM   #21
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Oh my ****ing god.... two cocks, one on the front, one on the back. That child could have been unstoppable. Damn you science!!!!!
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Old 06-13-2008, 02:26 PM   #22
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There goes an unrealised porn empire
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Old 06-14-2008, 12:40 AM   #23
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Everybody knows Eurostyle was born without a penis, he uses a big black strap-on with his customers.
Nice! you even remeber the colour...
Too bad you cant take it like a man tho...even years later you cry like a b#tch....
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Old 06-14-2008, 01:40 AM   #24
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Fil,

had a great time last week, but next round, please clean it first...

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Old 06-14-2008, 03:23 AM   #25
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ohh man there goes another 20 page thread
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Old 06-14-2008, 01:15 PM   #26
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Hes lucky it's not on his forehead.
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Old 06-14-2008, 11:21 PM   #27
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lol fil is owning u guys.
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Old 06-14-2008, 11:28 PM   #28
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^^no doubt, those fools are a bunch of internet tough guys anyways.
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Old 06-15-2008, 10:10 AM   #29
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Hes lucky it's not on his forehead.
Then he'd be just like Fil!

Just because we think Fil is shady, doesn't make us internet tough guys!
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Old 06-15-2008, 10:22 AM   #30
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Then he'd be just like Fil!

Just because we think Fil is shady, doesn't make us internet tough guys!
No, but the fact that people dont want to come say it to my face, and keeps crying for 2 years, and posting faulse allegations on the net, without taking me to court...now that does make an Ethug...

There are 2 ways this can be solved, in court or outside in the parking lot...
Behind the keybord is the bit%h a$$ way!!! So if anyone has a problem, just bring it!
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