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Old 06-12-2008, 10:53 PM   #1
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Baby Boy born with a Penis on his back



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A Chinese baby boy born with an extra penis on his back spent three hours in surgery this past weekend to have the extra, uhm, member, removed.

The tot's former condition is called fetus in fetu (FIF), a condition where twins fail to develop normally in the womb and one becomes conjoined or reabsorbed.

The extra penis was attached to the spine and nervous system of the infant. The three hour long operation to remove the penis posed a high degree of difficulty, but was completed successfully, with the baby showing no signs of nerve damage.
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Old 06-12-2008, 10:56 PM   #2
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When my mother was pregnant with me they did an ultrasound and found she was having twins. When they did another ultrasound a few weeks later they discovered that I had reabsorbed the other fetus. Do I regret this? No. I believe his tissue has made me stronger. I now have the strength of a grown man and a little baby.
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Old 06-12-2008, 10:58 PM   #3
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Oh my ****ing god.... two cocks, one on the front, one on the back. That child could have been unstoppable. Damn you science!!!!!
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Old 06-12-2008, 11:07 PM   #4
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When my mother was pregnant with me they did an ultrasound and found she was having twins. When they did another ultrasound a few weeks later they discovered that I had reabsorbed the other fetus. Do I regret this? No. I believe his tissue has made me stronger. I now have the strength of a grown man and a little baby.
I think your brother realized how bad it will be living beside you, so he gave up on life...that also explains the extra dick where your head should be....
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Old 06-12-2008, 11:52 PM   #5
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I think your brother realized how bad it will be living beside you, so he gave up on life...that also explains the extra dick where your head should be....
LOL omg that deserves some sort of award, well done
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Old 06-12-2008, 11:54 PM   #6
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A Chinese baby boy born with an extra penis on his back...
Ohhh... at first I was like wtf why cut it off, it'd require some creativity with the sexual positions and extra difficulty during the early stages of puberty and spontaneous erections but hey... it's better than nothing. He could be like the black guy from The Big Hit, who's never beat off cause he was ****in since he was 12.
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When my mother was pregnant with me they did an ultrasound and found she was having twins. When they did another ultrasound a few weeks later they discovered that I had reabsorbed the other fetus. Do I regret this? No. I believe his tissue has made me stronger. I now have the strength of a grown man and a little baby.
you ate your brother you sick ****.
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Old 06-13-2008, 12:08 AM   #8
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I think your brother realized how bad it will be living beside you, so he gave up on life...that also explains the extra dick where your head should be....
omg that was gold
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It was a The Office reference, good job though, you made a funny, it was actually clever!. Too bad you're still a douchebag and shady business man.
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When my mother was pregnant with me they did an ultrasound and found she was having twins. When they did another ultrasound a few weeks later they discovered that I had reabsorbed the other fetus. Do I regret this? No. I believe his tissue has made me stronger. I now have the strength of a grown man and a little baby.
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Old 06-13-2008, 01:33 AM   #11
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that's quite the penis for a chinese guy. i'm just kidding lol
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Old 06-13-2008, 08:28 AM   #12
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It was a The Office reference, good job though, you made a funny, it was actually clever!. Too bad you're still a douchebag and shady business man.
Let's not forget... comes from a 3rd world nation!

I think Fil was born with an extra penis in his ass, unfortunately it was never removed!
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Old 06-13-2008, 08:34 AM   #13
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When my mother was pregnant with me they did an ultrasound and found she was having twins. When they did another ultrasound a few weeks later they discovered that I had reabsorbed the other fetus. Do I regret this? No. I believe his tissue has made me stronger. I now have the strength of a grown man and a little baby.
So in other words you have another man in you?
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Let's not forget... comes from a 3rd world nation!

I think Fil was born with an extra penis in his ass, unfortunately it was never removed!
Very poor attempt at a racial insult...But if thats what you gotta to be funny...
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Old 06-13-2008, 09:40 AM   #15
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I think your brother realized how bad it will be living beside you, so he gave up on life...that also explains the extra dick where your head should be....
That is the BEST REPLY EVER TO DATE!!! Frackin signature material!
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