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Old 06-12-2008, 11:49 AM   #1
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LOLLLLZ so im at work today



My boss gives me some of the spicy nuts () anyway theyre pretty good. so I go back to my coworker and say... The nuts were really good. I wanna get some more.

and hes like......u want some nuts huh?
and i said ya...and he said... well i have a sandwich in my car
i said what kinda sandwich
hes like well it depends what kinda sandwich do u want
and i said a clam sandwich
hes like wat a clam sanwich
i said its female vaggy....cause it looks like clams
hes like...............oh its because its from climax?
and i said no lol
and i said i only want the clam sandwich, and no other sandwich
and hes like......... oh ha...ha...ha..




Which made me wonder. What if he meant the meat sandwich



Oh man im still laffing. does anyone else have funny work moments
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Old 06-12-2008, 11:54 AM   #2
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My boss asked me what I'll be getting him for his birthday.

I told him that I will get him a dildo so that he can go and **** himself.
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Old 06-12-2008, 11:56 AM   #3
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^^you can cut infront of me in the line at the unemployment office bro
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Old 06-12-2008, 11:58 AM   #4
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hahahahahahahah cockmeat sandwich
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Old 06-12-2008, 12:01 PM   #5
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But my story is true... lol... in this case it's made funnier by a co-worker that attempts to sound funny and not knowing what he's talking about LOL
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Old 06-12-2008, 01:18 PM   #6
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this story sucks
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Old 06-12-2008, 01:20 PM   #7
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The ACLU said passengers expecting privacy underneath their clothing "should not be required to display highly personal details of their bodies such as evidence of mastectomies, colostomy appliances, penile implants, catheter tubes and the size of their breasts or genitals as a pre-requisite to boarding a plane".

http://www.news.com.au/story/0%2...3109%2C00.html
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Old 06-12-2008, 01:30 PM   #8
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Wow thread success!

Thanks to jstalin for saving it
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Old 06-12-2008, 03:28 PM   #9
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I think your coworker wants you to eat his nuts.... I'd be worried if I were you.
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Old 06-12-2008, 03:42 PM   #10
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hahahahahahahah cockmeat sandwich
Hmm maybe a tubesteak sammich.

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The big cheese?

Must be uncircumcised.
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The big cheese?

Must be uncircumcised.
Bahaha..... ****ing gross dude.
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BMW_7 what does it feel like being straight but people think you're gay?
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^^you can cut infront of me in the line at the unemployment office bro
thanks bro, u r my hero.

my story is also true, we joke around alot at work
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Old 06-12-2008, 08:33 PM   #15
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BMW_7 what does it feel like being straight but people think you're gay?
I feel like a straight faggot pretty much, which I am anyway.
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