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Old 05-23-2008, 03:27 PM   #1
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When bodybuilders go too far



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Old 05-23-2008, 04:01 PM   #2
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Old 05-23-2008, 04:08 PM   #3
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I wonder why this white guy looks as black as the black guy. Or maybe the black guy looks white?


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Old 05-23-2008, 04:36 PM   #4
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I wonder why this white guy looks as black as the black guy. Or maybe the black guy looks white?
it's called photoshop.
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Old 05-23-2008, 04:51 PM   #5
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I thought it was because they rub their bodies with this bronze lotion to bring out the muscular appearence.
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Old 05-23-2008, 04:56 PM   #6
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"In another irreversible side effect of clitoral enlargement from androgen use, he saw his girlfriend’s grow to be 2 inches long and as big around as his small finger. When a woman in this condition becomes aroused, her clitoris becomes erect and sticks out just like a man’s penis, complete with a little head and all."


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Old 05-23-2008, 04:58 PM   #7
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"In another irreversible side effect of clitoral enlargement from androgen use, he saw his girlfriend’s grow to be 2 inches long and as big around as his small finger. When a woman in this condition becomes aroused, her clitoris becomes erect and sticks out just like a man’s penis, complete with a little head and all."


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damn i dont want to be around a girl like that
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Old 05-23-2008, 07:20 PM   #8
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So bodybuilding women who use performance enhancing drugs eventually grow little cocks? Makes sense to me....

Oh, and the white dude looks like the black dude because they slather on the bronze shit to make themselves look all rippley and shiney. It's nasty, but that's what "extreme sport" is I guess.
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Old 05-23-2008, 11:15 PM   #9
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that is disgusting
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Old 05-24-2008, 01:29 AM   #10
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So bodybuilding women who use performance enhancing drugs eventually grow little cocks? Makes sense to me....

Oh, and the white dude looks like the black dude because they slather on the bronze shit to make themselves look all rippley and shiney. It's nasty, but that's what "extreme sport" is I guess.
Ever see the porn with the wrestler Chyna?

She's got a baby dick.
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Old 05-24-2008, 02:43 AM   #11
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Thats just ****ed!!
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Old 05-24-2008, 05:12 PM   #12
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Ever see the porn with the wrestler Chyna?

She's got a baby dick.
I was just about to say that. I saw that clip of her and the wrestler Xpac banging. It's called one night in Chyna, lol. And yeah, she had a baby penis. Nasty.
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Old 05-24-2008, 05:28 PM   #13
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thats crazy shit no wheres the link to the china movie?
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Old 05-24-2008, 08:02 PM   #14
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ahhhhh man ! it's disgusting. Just saw a photos of this ... thing ?
http://www.dragonninja.co.uk/16624/o...no-with-x-pac/
scrool down a bit and you'l see
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Old 05-24-2008, 11:23 PM   #15
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thats amazing... nature at work.
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