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Old 01-29-2003, 09:09 PM   #1
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And You Thought You Knew EVERYTHING...



this is interesting useless knowledge..

Mosquito repellents don't repel. They hide you. The spray blocks the mosquito's sensors so they don't know you're there.

Dentists have recommended that a toothbrush be kept at least 6 feet away from a toilet to avoid airborne particles resulting from the flush.

The liquid inside young coconuts can be used as substitute for blood plasma.

No piece of paper can be folded in half more than 7 times.

Donkeys kill more people annually than plane crashes.

You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching television.

Oak trees do not produce acorns until they are fifty years of age or older.

The first product to have a bar code was Wrigley's gum.

The king of hearts is the only king without a mustache.

A Boeing 747s wingspan is longer than the Wright brother's first flight.

American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating 1 olive from each
salad served in first-class.

Venus is the only planet that rotates clockwise.

Apples, not caffeine, are more efficient at waking you up in the morning.

The plastic things on the end of shoelaces are called aglets.

Most dust particles in your house are made from dead skin.

The first owner of the Marlboro Company died of lung cancer.

Michael Jordan makes more money from Nike annually than all of the Nike factory
workers in Malaysia combined.

Marilyn Monroe had six toes.

All US Presidents have worn glasses. Some just didn't like being seen wearing
them in public.

Walt Disney was afraid of mice.

Pearls melt in vinegar.

Thirty-five percent of the people who use personal ads for dating are already married.

The three most valuable brand names on earth: Marlboro, Coca-Cola, and Budweiser, in that order.

It is possible to lead a cow upstairs...but not downstairs.

A duck's quack doesn't echo and no one knows why.

The reason firehouses have circular stairways is from the days when the engines were pulled by horses. The horses were stabled on the ground floor and figured out how to walk up
straight staircases.

Richard Millhouse Nixon was the first US president whose name contains all the letters from the word "criminal." The second was William Jefferson Clinton.

Turtles can breathe through their butts

Butterflies taste with their feet.

In 10 minutes, a hurricane releases more energy than all of the world's nuclear weapons
combined.

On average, 100 people choke to death on ball-point pens every year.

On average people fear spiders more than they do death.

Ninety percent of New York City cabbies are recently arrived immigrants.

Elephants are the only animals that can't jump.

Only one person in two billion will live to be 116 or older.

Women blink nearly twice as much as men.

It's physically impossible for you to lick your elbow.

The Main Library at Indiana University sinks over an inch every year
because when it was built, engineers failed to take into account the weight
of all the books that would occupy the building.

A snail can sleep for three years.

No word in the English language rhymes with "MONTH."

Average life span of a major league baseball: 7 pitches.

Our eyes are always the same size from birth, but our nose and ears never stop
growing. SCARY!!!

The electric chair was invented by a dentist.

All polar bears are left handed.

In ancient Egypt, priests plucked EVERY hair from their bodies, including their eyebrows and eyelashes.

An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.

TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the letters only on one row of the keyboard.

"Go," is the shortest complete sentence in the English language.

If Barbie were life-size, her measurements would be 39-23-33. She would
stand seven feet, two inches tall. Barbie's full name is Barbara Millicent Roberts.

A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out.

The cigarette lighter was invented before the match.

Americans on average eat 18 acres of pizza every day.

Almost everyone who reads this will try to lick their elbow.


PS... So, did you try to lick your elbow????
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Old 01-29-2003, 09:18 PM   #2
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No i didn't I knew about this joke, but I'm going to try fold a peace of paper more than 7 times
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Old 01-29-2003, 09:19 PM   #3
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for real!!! A4 paper can't fold more than 7 times
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Old 01-29-2003, 09:22 PM   #4
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haha and still trying
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Old 01-29-2003, 09:27 PM   #5
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Didn't try to lick my elbow but tried to fold the paper more than 7 times in half...no dice so far.
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Old 01-29-2003, 09:38 PM   #6
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Old 01-29-2003, 09:42 PM   #7
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yeah that's some pretty interesting stuff.
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Old 01-29-2003, 09:44 PM   #8
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Nope, wont fold!
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Old 01-29-2003, 09:44 PM   #9
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ill admit i tried 2 lik my elbow lol


lol n ppl once odubted that smoking doesnt cause cancer

"The first owner of the Marlboro Company died of lung cancer"
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Old 01-29-2003, 09:50 PM   #10
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thats sick shit.. i tried paper one.. i tried elbow and this was intresting

On average, 100 people choke to death on ball-point pens every year.
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Old 01-29-2003, 10:00 PM   #11
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ya the paper trick is awesome. 6 is the max i can squeeze out. and yes i did try to lick my elbow.
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Old 01-29-2003, 10:05 PM   #12
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I sure as hell can not lick my elbow but I will try the paperthing all night, now...Got to seven but no further
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Old 01-29-2003, 10:37 PM   #13
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i'm going to try and find a large sheet of paper, and a hammer or a vise.....
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Old 01-29-2003, 11:28 PM   #14
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DAMN, i tried to lick the elbow, but it IS possible RIGHT, i mean if my tounge was 2 inches longer i could do it!!
but ya, MATHEMATICALLY, its IMPOSSIBLE to fold it more than that even if the sheet was a KM long, cause it always gets HALF its size till the END, which is 6 DAMN, almost had it!!
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omg...i did try to lick my ...HAHA

but...Month has no other word that can rhyme....what about cunt - and month
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