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Old 05-15-2003, 05:16 PM   #1
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Italians at their best in ENGLISH .. jokes

i know there are a lot of italians on this forum...i thought u might enjoy this email i got lol

A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They sit down and engage
in an
animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores them at first but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men say the following:

"Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come once-a-more. Two asses they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come one lasta time."

"You foul-mouthed sex-obsessed swine", retorted the lady
indignantly. "In this country....we don't speak aloud in public places about our sex lives.........

"Hey coola down lady", said the man. "Who's a talkin' abouta sexa? I'm a justa tellin' my frienda Guido how to spella 'Mississippi'."
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Old 05-16-2003, 11:15 PM   #2
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haha i understand how that is(italian and proud of it!!!) wheneer my cousins come from italy i have to teach them english and it's so broken i just start laughing
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Old 05-17-2003, 12:43 AM   #3
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haha thats brilliant
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