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Old 05-06-2011, 11:02 AM   #1
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Have you heard any good "Bin Laden" jokes?

pretty good:
Guy goes into a bar and asks the bartender for a Bin Laden….

The bartender says “What is that?”

The guy says “Two shots & a splash of water!”
would be better as/with a picture...
Bin Laden brand fish food **may contain lead**

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Old 05-06-2011, 11:29 AM   #2
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Old 05-06-2011, 12:44 PM   #3
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Old 05-06-2011, 01:34 PM   #4
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Im not celebrating until we find Waldo too!!!!

In other news, Chuck Norris returns from vacationing in Pakistan...

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Lo there do I see my mother.
Lo there do I see my brothers and my sisters.
Lo there do I see the line of my people back to the beginning.
Lo they do call to me
they bid me take my place among them in the Halls of Valhalla,
where the brave may live forever"

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Old 05-07-2011, 11:27 AM   #5
wouldu like some tinfoil?
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heres a Funny video thats jokes based on Bin laden:
Breaking News: Big foot killed in Japan! no photo, no body, no tape, but...

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