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Old 05-02-2005, 11:46 PM   #1
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Not racist... just funny. (old)



O' to Illegal Immigration

I cross ocean,
poor and broke,
Take bus,
see employment folk.

Nice man treat me
good in there,
Say I need to
see welfare.

Welfare say,
"You come no more,
We send cash
right to your door."

Welfare cheques,
they make you wealthy,
Medicare it keep
you healthy!

By and by,
I got plenty money,
Thanks to you,
Canadian dummy.

Write to friends
in motherland,
Tell them 'come
fast as you can.'

They come in turbans
and Ford trucks,
I buy big house
with welfare bucks

They come here,
we live together,
More welfare cheques,
it gets better!

Fourteen families,
they moving in,
But neighbour's patience wearing thin.

Finally, white chap
moves away,
Now I buy his house,
and then I say,

"Find more aliens
for house to rent."
And in the yard
I put a tent.

Send for family
they just trash,
But they, too,
draw the welfare cash!

Everything is
very good,
And soon we
own the neighbourhood.

We have hobby --
it's called breeding,
Welfare pay
for baby feeding.

Kids need dentist?
Wife need pills?
We get free!
We got no bills!

Canadian crazy!
He pay all year,
To keep welfare
running here.

We think Canada
damn good place!
Too damn good for
the white man race.

If they no like us,
they can scram,
Got lots of room in
Pakistan.


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Old 05-02-2005, 11:49 PM   #2
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LOL, funny!

But the healthcare system is ****ED, my mom had to pay $86 for an eye exam!!!!!! She said everyone over 21 or something has to pay now. What the hell is the point of OHIP if it doesn't cover the basic stuff like this? Why do we pay so much taxes, and *WASTE* it on all these useless social programs, and then **** over ourselves in the end?
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Old 05-02-2005, 11:52 PM   #3
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LOL, funny!

But the healthcare system is ****ED, my mom had to pay $86 for an eye exam!!!!!! She said everyone over 21 or something has to pay now. What the hell is the point of OHIP if it doesn't cover the basic stuff like this? Why do we pay so much taxes, and *WASTE* it on all these useless social programs, and then **** over ourselves in the end?

yeah, eye exams are no longer covered. Funny thing is... they've introduced the 'OHP' (ontario health premium) ... meaning everyone will be paying FULL amounts for healthcare now, even if you don't use it.
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Old 05-03-2005, 10:37 PM   #4
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most of that shit is true in southern california
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Old 05-03-2005, 11:47 PM   #5
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you racist ...bannnnn...lol...j/k
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you racist ...bannnnn...lol...j/k

It was YOUR friend who sent it to me
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Old 05-04-2005, 02:30 AM   #8
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Why do we pay so much taxes, and *WASTE* it on all these useless social programs,
U pay casuse ppl milk the system, such as teh example provided in this poem. To many ppl just sitting on their ass, not doing anything, collecting welfare and using the benefits for every single thing.

lol, funny poem tho.
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