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Old 06-24-2003, 02:39 AM   #1
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Another BMW Joke



Some guy I met at a bar last week told me this one...

Tiger Woods was driving along the countryside in a brand new E46 M3. His gas light goes on so he pulls into the first gas station he sees. He gets out of the car and tells the gas attendant to fill it up. As he is waiting he notices his shoelace is untied, so he bends over to it and a golf tee falls out of his t-shirt pocket. The gas attendant sees this tee on the ground and asks Tiger what's for... Tiger replies that it is used to lay your balls on them while you drive.... The gas attendant replies "Man those guys at BMW think of everything"
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Old 06-24-2003, 03:28 AM   #2
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Old 06-24-2003, 03:29 AM   #3
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lol good one
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Old 06-24-2003, 04:35 AM   #4
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it's not that funny
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Old 06-24-2003, 12:33 PM   #5
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yeah.... umm...... ha?
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Old 06-24-2003, 02:24 PM   #6
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I never said it was funny. It's just amusing.
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Old 06-24-2003, 02:41 PM   #7
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I never said it was funny. It's just amusing.
LOL suuuuuure sonny, i bet you were crackin up when you heard it
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Old 06-24-2003, 03:08 PM   #8
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I know you did... homo lol
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Old 06-24-2003, 05:12 PM   #9
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Old 06-24-2003, 05:56 PM   #10
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I know you did... homo lol
wat? no, i dont laugh at everythin anymore!
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Old 06-25-2003, 03:32 AM   #11
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lol .... this is funny .... i was thinking about tiger wood driving the bimmer with his balls on top of the tee ... watch out for the bumps ...
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