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Old 04-25-2013, 04:14 PM   #1
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Crashed my E30 like a tool (R3V thread)

Has anyone been following this?

Got enough coverage that Jalopnik blogged about it...

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Old 04-25-2013, 05:30 PM   #2
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(shaking head) takes all kinds. Definitely speeding -unlike his story points out. takes a lot to blow out tires over a speed bump-hence the term "speed bump" LOL!! then careens of a MOTHER sized bolder only to take out the house...TOOL! luckily no one was hurt...well, except for pride maybe and some

I think I've had 18 bmw's in 6 years.

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latest addition as of 2013-Gold 87-325is auto! it's a keeper!
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Old 04-25-2013, 05:47 PM   #3
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I cringed when I saw the thread title and your name!

It's a hilarious thread but I wish someone quoted his first post so I could read his version! Between this thread and his "Trina puta S54 in mah car" thread he is quickly becoming a r3v legend.
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Old 04-25-2013, 06:16 PM   #4
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Lol cliffs? I only made it to page 20.

Looks like they found the house from the looks of the sigs.
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Old 04-25-2013, 07:42 PM   #5
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Cliffs is as follows:

I assume the guy was booking down the street at 80+km/h, there was a left hand bend with a speed hump (different than a speed bump), car gets air/loose, back end kicks right, he over corrects and it sends him off into the house... somehow missing the massive rock on the front lawn.

He gets the bright idea to post a thread on R3V with a picture for lolz saying that he was drifting hit a speed bump and popped two tires which caused him to go off and hit this house.

The story doesn't add up and people start asking questions, so he takes the post down.

Then in classic internet fashion they CSI the shit out of the dude and his story. They find out who he is, and where the house is located.

Then they send the owners of the house a T-Shirt and Pizza...

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Old 04-25-2013, 11:03 PM   #6
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lol was a good read. People on r3v have waaaay too much time on their hands
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Old 04-26-2013, 07:37 AM   #7
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That's hilarious ! I want a t-shirt.
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Old 04-27-2013, 11:47 PM   #8
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There is a group buy.

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