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Old 10-30-2006, 10:26 PM   #16
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Old 10-30-2006, 10:28 PM   #17
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"My sister-in law is from Oklahoma and has a slight accent. She has cats and when she lived in the south she would take them to the groomers and have what is called a "Line Cut".

"To her a line cut is when all of the fur hanging down below the cat's tummy is taken off (because it gets matted or gnarled). When she moved to Chicago with my brother, one of the cats fur got all tangled up during the move so she took it in for a line cut. She was quite surprised when she heard the price as it was twice as much as it was down south. She confirmed with the groomer that he understood what a line cut was and he said "yes, I know what a LION cut is."

"It seems her accent came out sounding like LION not LINE and this is how her cat was returned to her. She cried for a week... but not as much as the cat. It was November in Chicago and the cat needed all the fur it had."

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Old 10-30-2006, 10:34 PM   #18
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hahhahahahahaha, that's great.
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Old 10-30-2006, 10:35 PM   #19
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Old 10-30-2006, 11:49 PM   #20
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Old 10-30-2006, 11:51 PM   #21
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Old 10-31-2006, 12:05 AM   #22
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hahaha all the sudden I like cats
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Old 10-31-2006, 12:09 AM   #23
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Mechanic Kitteh Says

Danger To Teh Manifold!!!!1111

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Old 10-31-2006, 12:11 AM   #24
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Old 10-31-2006, 12:16 AM   #25
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Old 10-31-2006, 01:21 AM   #26
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Old 10-31-2006, 01:24 AM   #27
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The Vtech one was priceless!!! But they were all SO funny! i needed that after a long day...im still ROFL....
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Old 10-31-2006, 02:16 AM   #28
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Wow these are hilarious. I'll save em all when I"m less tired. Sleep now, peace.
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LOL @ "Im in youre account SHADRING YOUR PURPLES" i love this thread
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