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Old 03-15-2005, 06:28 PM   #46
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wow, thats wife material.....how old are you ??? tell her you will buy her an IPOD when she lets you stick it in her ass and licks off the pudding
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Old 03-15-2005, 06:42 PM   #47
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my first threesome with this girlfriend was her best friend... and just so theres no more wasting of thread space.. my girlfriend is so not cheating on me.. she doesnt have anytime, or anyone to cheat on me with... anyone that goes to her school is deathly scared of me.. cause ive kicked a few of thier asses before in incidents not related to her... all her guy friends she dropped completly.. same group of people basically.

and i drive her to and from work.. i tease her about cheating on me with stock boys.. but ive seen some of them, and man are they UGLY

so shes basically got nowhere to cheat..yes i know theres always away.. for us guys anyway... but not her.. and really even if she was.. whooptie shit. lol

now back to kick ass gf's
BTW, She's cheating on you.
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Old 03-15-2005, 06:45 PM   #48
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oh yeah she also agreed.. becuase weve been having a felatio argument for about 6 months... and she was on strike, so if i buy her the ipod or the ring or.. just two gifts for her in general, she has to let me 69 on wednesday.. and I get head twice a week like TMN on Demand.

^^ anyone else feel dumber from reading this garbage???
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Old 03-15-2005, 07:11 PM   #49
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I smell...

A) BULLSH*T
B) BULLSH!T
C) B U L L S H ! T

unless you show some pictures of all your dates and the iPod in her hand.
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Old 03-15-2005, 07:13 PM   #50
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oh I believe him! he mentioned how he scared off all her guy friends - the classic jealous control freak.

Of course you can only control a young girl so much... she's probably ****ed half of toronto already behind his back.

Now can someone give me back my 2minutes..... PLEASE!? lol
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Old 03-15-2005, 07:14 PM   #51
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buy her a ring and an ipod? haha. i've got a suggestion - tell her to get a ****ing job.

you're a tool for even putting yourself in a situation where you have to buy your chick.
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Old 03-15-2005, 07:18 PM   #52
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buy her a ring and an ipod? haha. i've got a suggestion - tell her to get a ****ing job.

you're a tool for even putting yourself in a situation where you have to buy your chick.



well said, dude your relationship isn't going anywhere! a girl that doesn't mind if u cheat on here if you buy her an ipod????? wtf?? doesn't she have morals? feelings? a head on her shoulders?? that's not a girl i'd keep dating!
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Old 03-15-2005, 07:57 PM   #53
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morals and that shite is of second concern........what kind of STD's you gonna have for fukn this girls. she goes to my house on her lunch break, lol. IN TEXAS!!!


j/k. for real that is sweet, but let me let you in on something.


all sex costs money, the object is to spend the least amount possible...i will elaborate.

yoiu will always pay for sex, that means all girls are whores. if you take them out to eat, you spent money on food and gas. she want to go out to the club and dance, you bought the latter and cover and drinks. or a movie, etc. this is the way it works, you have to do this to impress them. you might even have todo this more than once.

so if doing this other girl is worth a ring or ipod, go for it, but i think you are the one getting played by both girls. your gf is a hole that has obviously been around, think warm water, and the one you are going to go on a date with is all about taking you money too!!!!

oh well take advantage of the free health benifits and go get tested for STD's, you can be carrying one or more and not know it.
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Old 03-15-2005, 08:02 PM   #54
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austin..

dude i was just there last week, sick city. sixth street, insane.. girls there are absolutely jaw dropping... babybackRibs? went to rudy's, man do i miss that place..

you have a sister interested in becoming canadian?
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Old 03-15-2005, 10:11 PM   #55
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I swear sometimes this place feels like a sewing circle of prepubescant girls. Stop being little kids, grow up and go handle your own shit.
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Old 03-15-2005, 10:44 PM   #56
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There is no 'cheating' here... basically you're going out with a chick thats using you and doesn't give a shit about you. Keep buying her stuff and she'll assume the title of 'girlfriend'...

you're getting owned.
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Old 03-16-2005, 12:17 AM   #57
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shes testing you. to see if you will go
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Old 03-16-2005, 12:34 AM   #58
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shes testing you. to see if you will go
ok... thats enough out of you.








yeah thats right.


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Old 03-16-2005, 12:36 AM   #59
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ok... thats enough out of you.








yeah thats right.




im gunna kick ur ass... lmao


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Old 03-16-2005, 12:44 AM   #60
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ha! kick my ass ehhhhhh

lololololol.



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