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Old 04-26-2005, 02:55 AM   #1
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'99 accord vs. '01 TL

Comming home from amature night at Roxxanne, I was still covered in the sweet aroma of the Romanian stripper that was rubbing her lucious body all over me earlier. I was still recovering from extreme lust, think how delicious her breast tasted, when my phone rang. I glanced over at the call display, oh shit, it was my girlfriend. I didn't want to answer but I had too, "where were you tonight baby?", she asked. "Were you being a bad boy, going to the ripper again?" No, was the reply. I was just working late and went over to my buddy's house for a drink. As I proceeded to tell her more lies, I noticed a set of HID's comming up fast.

Well, being a gentleman that I am, I moved over. Once he passed me, I noticed to it was a sparkling silver 3.2 TL. Just as he passed me, the light ahead turned red. We were side by side, He was in the left lane and I was in the right. He looked over at me and this is when I knew it was time. Told my girlfriend that I had to go and hung up the phone. I glanced over once more and reved a couple of times. He understood. 3000rpm I held her steady, lights turn green. Bam, ease my clutch in, at the precise limit of traction and power. Jumped a quarter car on him as I hear the squealling of his tires. My vtech kicked in at 4000rpm and jumped another quarter car on him. Shifted into second, got my ass kicked. His vtech must have kicked in.
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Old 04-26-2005, 11:20 PM   #2
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you have the f23?
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Old 04-27-2005, 12:18 AM   #3
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i like your story! haha...
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Old 04-27-2005, 01:09 AM   #4
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older honda versus newer honda..

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Old 04-28-2005, 12:10 AM   #5
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ha ha I know that place and doll house....When I went to Kitchener we went tehre to check the girls..

Nice race.
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Old 04-28-2005, 06:46 PM   #6
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your such a n00b.

When my Vtech kicks in, my phone usually rings.. i think BELL is my powerplant.

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Old 04-28-2005, 08:22 PM   #7
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Sorry about adding the h at the end but as you can tell from my pic, I'm a bimmer and audi kind of guy. Hondas are just good beater cars. Yeah, I have the f23.
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