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Old 02-18-2015, 06:28 PM   #106
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It is a deep secret, passed down from generation to generation, from father to child...
Ohh. .that explains it. Thx
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Old 02-18-2015, 09:53 PM   #107
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It is a deep secret, passed down from generation to generation, from father to child...
I have 94,982 Miles on my M3 and I'm not scared to tell anyone about it. Many people are embarrassed to talk about their "High Mileage" and the pooped out imolarot brick is probably no exception
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Old 02-18-2015, 11:01 PM   #108
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My m3 at little over 200ks . .and the 540 at 280ks what's the problem here I have nothing to hide.
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Old 02-19-2015, 01:30 AM   #109
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It was the colour of imolarot and looked like the M5 when it came out

So you wiped til it bleeds?
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Old 02-19-2015, 01:40 AM   #110
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So you wiped til it bleeds?
yes your car explains my hemorrhoids problem and I shit bricks (red m5) which is always covered in blood and stanced in my kohler toilet where it gets poked and stretched with the force of water..
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Old 02-19-2015, 01:43 AM   #111
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yes your car explains my hemorrhoids problem and I shit bricks (red m5) which is always covered in blood and stanced in my kohler toilet where it gets poked and stretched with the force of water..
It's true, my M5 would probably give your cute little E36 a nice gaping asshole to shit uncontrollably. Hope you have those depends handy

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But to answer you question I use electric bidet spray that wipes my asshole clean..

lol the s50b30 will eat your m5 alive like a boiled lobster
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lol the s50b30 will eat your m5 alive like a boiled lobster
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This is what it would look like... M5 losing hahahah
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Ignoring your GIF fail...

Your E36 driving after that raping

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Ignoring your GIF fail...

Your E36 driving after that raping
you really think your M5 is that fast, come see me at the track and PLEASE bring some tampons with you
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you really think your M5 is that fast, come see me at the track and PLEASE bring some tampons with you
LOL! Mad?



More importantly, who the hell talks shit about racing someone and then makes it about a hot lap? ROFL. This ain't F1, bruh.


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LOL! Mad?

More importantly, who the hell talks shit about racing someone and then makes it about a hot lap? ROFL. This ain't F1, bruh.
Altleast I keep my ass on the track and not on the roads but the laps will give you the orgasm that you might have been expecting because clearly you like taking things "in" lol
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Old 02-19-2015, 06:48 AM   #119
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LOL! Mad?



More importantly, who the hell talks shit about racing someone and then makes it about a hot lap? ROFL. This ain't F1, bruh.


This guy and his 338 hp at the wheels high kilometer m5 ain't doing shit..
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This thread got so good in the last few pages lmao
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