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Old 10-10-2008, 02:20 AM   #1
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How often do you get this kind of bs lol



So last night my persian buddy took me out for a dinner. Me and him are long time friends. We were with other two dudes of ours. All of us ended up in Yonge and Lawrence area. So my buddy was driving his dad's 2000 Intrique, nothing crazy. The red light comes up and we slow down, but.....As we wait some nice black Bentley limo pulls next to us. Some young guy was driving it. lol He lined up next to us and gave us hardcore dirty look. lol
I was about to piss myself. The light goes green and he guns down that limo.
He goes infront of us cutting us off because he had cars in his right lane.
Mannnnn, the car was screaming so loud. I feel bad for the actual owner. lol
He was alone in the car , but I assumed some materialistic sexy chick was beside him. That was not the case. We pulled over to the curb and alsmot passed out. I have not lough like this in long time. You got a car like this, what do you do with your time. I am confused..
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Old 10-10-2008, 04:14 AM   #2
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I gun it sometimes but never stare at anyone. I love it when people don't coperate and then you get a chance to take them. Makes them feel like jackasses so then after they pretend like they wernt trying.
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Old 10-11-2008, 04:28 AM   #3
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lol I loughed so hard. He nearly smacked those cars in his lane. It just felt funny to me because I have not seen someone push this kind of car. It's like someone cashing ya with his grandfather's RR or some luxury premuim car.
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Old 10-12-2008, 01:15 AM   #4
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I get stared down all the time by 300 owners, I try not to notice them. Once and awhile I lay the 7 down and have to beat a charger or 300 at times.
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Old 10-12-2008, 01:36 AM   #5
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I get stared down all the time by 300 owners, I try not to notice them. Once and awhile I lay the 7 down and have to beat a charger or 300 at times.
What do you do in a quarter mile? Are you running factory?
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Old 10-12-2008, 02:38 AM   #6
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Sorry.. its Laugh, not Lough
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Old 10-12-2008, 03:31 AM   #7
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any BMW 7 > 300
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Old 10-12-2008, 03:46 AM   #8
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any BMW 7 > 300
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300 = v6 so yea obviously. Defenatly not the SRT8. 300C has a 13.9 sec 1/4 mile.

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Old 10-12-2008, 04:07 AM   #9
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I get stared down all the time by 300 owners, I try not to notice them. Once and awhile I lay the 7 down and have to beat a charger or 300 at times.
lol well everytime i see this car i stare too.. its kinda hard not to.. such a nice car!
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Old 10-12-2008, 04:18 AM   #10
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lol well everytime i see this car i stare too.. its kinda hard not to.. such a nice car!
Ya, hes right especially some of the new ones with the dope factory paint jobs look intence.
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Old 10-13-2008, 01:59 AM   #11
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so I went to a swingers club during "bi night" because it was only $35 compared to $175 on regular days. was hoping to meet some chicks. i gave the bartender my wine and asked him to pour me a glass. a cuban guy with a blonde sat next to me. he stroked his hand on my arm. i thought that was ****ing weird, so i took my drink and walked around. went to the orgy room where i saw two guys 69ing each other while gay porn was playing on the big screen then i went to the lockers, undressed and hopped in the hot tub. the same couple from earlier came in with me so i nodded to them. the guy came over and rubbed my nipple. i got up and left. i walked around the whole club. there were some people dancing,, and a lot of guys. i went back to the orgy room. now there was a guy laying on a sofa with his ass up in the air. an old dude came over and started pounding him without a condom. a younger guy sucked the guy's dick and then they were 69ing. wtff! so i left there, went back to jump into the hot tub where the same couple was still there. they smiled at me and i smiled back out of politeness. i told him his gf was gorgeous. they kissed and she came over to my other side and he came closer. she kissed me and then we were making out. all of a sudden the guy who was on my left started playing with my nipple again. he bent down to lick it. at this point i was like whatever and started to fondle his gf's tits. then he put his hand on my cock. so i fingered his girl's pussy. he stopped and disappeared. i was like thank god. and then i felt something on my cock. he was licking it. i insantly went soft. so i got up and got between his gf's legs and looked for the hole. the guy came up for air. i couldn't find the hole. next thing you know he's back down and licking my asshole. i tried to ignore it but then it was making me go soft, so i got up and left, got dressed, and left the club completely.
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Old 10-13-2008, 11:18 AM   #13
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I have a comment: that is ****ing weird!! I hope to GOD you just made that up.
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Old 10-13-2008, 11:53 AM   #14
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Yeah happens all the time when I'm driving my integra beater, which happens to be a red 2-door. EVERY ****ing red light is a race for everyone who gets beside me. I don't shy away, when I get the stare down I egg them on. One time I came up to an intersection and this doofus in an Impala is looking at me, I smile and nod my head forward, like "let's go". He grips the steering wheel with a smug look, the light turns green, he takes off lighting up one tire, I turn right.

My favorite are the tards who weave through traffic, booking it off the line and then you see them at the next red light. They pretend to not see you, with their goofy ass sitting there, leaned back, hand on top of the wheel, flat visor cap on crooked. I can't help but think that 20 years from now they'll wake up and still be as stupid and angry as they are now, but it will take a lot more power of denial to ignore the fact that their whole life has been a complete waste of time and space.

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You must be a dedicated Christian, having faith in something in the face of so much evidence to the contrary...
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Old 10-13-2008, 12:20 PM   #15
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You must be a dedicated Christian, having faith in something in the face of so much evidence to the contrary...
BigD - I was referring to BMW_7's comment, not Ivan's original. BMW_7 is my brother and as I've said before, I hope he is joking.
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