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Old 01-21-2003, 02:51 AM   #1
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Stupid but funny....



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Old 01-21-2003, 02:55 AM   #2
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LOLOL

It's even funnier when your italian!
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Old 01-21-2003, 02:55 AM   #3
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Where's rob, isnt he italian?
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Old 01-21-2003, 02:57 AM   #4
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Old 01-21-2003, 03:06 AM   #5
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ya rob is italian too...he'll like it!
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Old 01-21-2003, 03:23 AM   #6
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hahaha very funny!!
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Old 01-21-2003, 11:20 AM   #7
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Old 01-21-2003, 12:56 PM   #8
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That's a good one...

Do you mind if I add another joke to this thread? It's a little twisted, but I think it's funny...

A cruise in the Pacific goes all wrong, the ship sinks, and there were only 3 survivors; Damian, Darren and Deirdre.

They manage to swim to a small island, and they lived there for a couple of years, doing what's natural for men and women to do.

After several years of casual sex, all the time, Deirdre felt absolutely horrible about what she had been doing.

She felt having sex with both Damian and Darren was so bad that she killed herself.

It was very tragic but Damian and Darren managed to get through it and, after a while nature once more took its inevitable course.

Well, a couple more years went by and Damian and Darren began to feel absolutely horrible about what they where doing.

So they buried her.


I know it's sick. Sorry!! But I bet you didn't see the punch line coming!
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Old 01-21-2003, 01:07 PM   #9
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That's a good one...

Do you mind if I add another joke to this thread? It's a little twisted, but I think it's funny...

A cruise in the Pacific goes all wrong, the ship sinks, and there were only 3 survivors; Damian, Darren and Deirdre.

They manage to swim to a small island, and they lived there for a couple of years, doing what's natural for men and women to do.

After several years of casual sex, all the time, Deirdre felt absolutely horrible about what she had been doing.

She felt having sex with both Damian and Darren was so bad that she killed herself.

It was very tragic but Damian and Darren managed to get through it and, after a while nature once more took its inevitable course.

Well, a couple more years went by and Damian and Darren began to feel absolutely horrible about what they where doing.

So they buried her.


I know it's sick. Sorry!! But I bet you didn't see the punch line coming!

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Old 01-21-2003, 01:15 PM   #10
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hahah

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Old 01-21-2003, 01:56 PM   #11
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very funy but the accent is way off
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Old 01-21-2003, 02:00 PM   #12
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that second joke was..sick!!
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Old 01-21-2003, 03:18 PM   #13
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lol thats old, but funny
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