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Old 12-13-2005, 05:22 PM   #1
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Understanding Rap Lyrics: translated.



So aparantly this was some guys actual paper he did in univeristy!?
found it on another forum, it gave me a chuckle.
here is some of it.

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Assignment: Please translate the following Rap song lyrics from Ebonics to standard English.

Artist: Notorious B.I.G.
Album: Ready to Die
Song: One more chance (remix)

Lyrics:

First things first, I poppa, freaks all the honeys
Dummies - playboy bunnies, those wantiní money
Those the ones I like Ďcause they donít get nathaní
But penetration, unless it smells like sanitation
Garbage, I turn like doorknobs
Heart throb, never, black and ugly as ever
However, I stay coochied down to the socks
Rings and watch filled with rocks

TRANSLATION:
As a general rule, I perform deviant sexual acts with women of all kinds, including but not limited to those with limited intellect, nude magazine models, and prostitutes. I particularly enjoy sexual encounters with the latter group as they are generally disappointed in the fact that they only receive penile intercourse and nothing more, unless of course, they douche on a consistent basis. Although I am extremely unattractive, I am able to engage in these types of sexual acts with some regularity. Perhaps my sexuality is somehow related to my fancy and expensive jewelry.



Lyrics:
And my jam knock in the Mitsubishi
Girls pee pee when they see me, Nava-hoes creep me in they tee pee
As I lay down laws like I lay carpet
Stop it - if you think your gonna make a profit

TRANSLATION:
I enjoy playing my music loudly on my car stereo. Apparently, women enjoy this also because they become sexually aroused when they see me driving. Oddly enough, when I visit the Native American reservations, some of the more sexually promiscuous Indian women attempt to seduce me in their homes. Their intent is to divest me of my earnings. Such actions are unacceptable.


Lyrics:
Donít see my ones, donít see my guns - get it
Now tell ya friends Poppa hit it then split it
In two as I flow with the Junior Mafia
I donít know what the hellís stoppiní ya
Iím clockiní ya - Versace shades watchiní ya
Once ya grin, Iím in game, begin


TRANSLATION:
Understand this fact: you can have neither my money, nor my weapons. I suggest that you inform your peers that we engaged in violent sexual acts. Currently, I am rapping with my associates, the Junior Mafia. Iím having some difficulty understanding why you refuse to approach me. I am attempting to make eye contact with you through my expensive glasses, and as soon as you respond with a smile, I will approach you.


Lyrics:
First I talk about how I dress and this
And diamond necklaces - stretch Lexuses
The sex is just immaculate from the back I get
Deeper and deeper - help ya reach the
Climax that your man canít make
Call and tell him youíll be home real late
Letís sing the break


TRANSLATION:
I prefer to open the conversation with light banter about my wardrobe and jewelry, then I like to discuss my collection of expensive cars. This is more than enough to convince you to have sexual intercourse with me. I am able to insert my penis further into you when I enter you from behind. Furthermore, you will be able to reach orgasm. I understand this to be a problem with your current sexual partner. He neednít be concerned about your whereabouts. Please phone him and inform him that you wonít be home for a while. By the way, please sing the chorus of the song for me also.
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Old 12-13-2005, 05:41 PM   #2
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haha.. well translated. A+
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Old 12-13-2005, 05:45 PM   #3
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10 !!!................ Almost fell on the floor reading that.
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Old 12-13-2005, 05:54 PM   #4
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I wanted to quote one of them, but then Id end up quoting the whole thing. Funny ass shizzle, yo.

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Old 12-13-2005, 06:27 PM   #5
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too bad those original lyrics are wrong
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Old 12-13-2005, 09:04 PM   #6
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Shit, bitch! Them be some phat rhymes.


TRANSLATION: Gosh, pal! Those were some superb lyrics.
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Old 12-13-2005, 09:18 PM   #7
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lol thats funny...i never knew there were ppl who needed that to be translated or who couldnt understand it
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Old 12-13-2005, 09:20 PM   #8
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Quote:
Originally Posted by bmdbley'sBro
I am able to insert my penis further into you when I enter you from behind
no duh.....LLLLMMMAAAOOOOO ahahahhaha im dying
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Old 12-13-2005, 09:25 PM   #9
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ahhahah, that was great lol!!!
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Old 12-13-2005, 09:29 PM   #10
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too bad those original lyrics are wrong
Noticed that too, too bad. The translations are sick though.
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Old 12-14-2005, 10:17 AM   #11
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Awesome stuff
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