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11-14-2005, 04:35 PM
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3rd Gear Member
Join Date: Mar 2005
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Dumb U.s Laws
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11-14-2005, 04:58 PM
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King Sirex
Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: Toronto
Posts: 9,722
Car: VW
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Hunting is not allowed on Sunday.
It's illegal to play dominoes on Sunday
why are these dumb laws?
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11-14-2005, 07:22 PM
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6th Gear Member
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: Niagara Falls, ON
Posts: 2,571
Car: '88 E30 M50
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It is illegal for a husband to beat his wife with a stick larger in diameter than his thumb.
this was actually the reason for the saying, "Rule of Thumb", except i think they are making half of these up
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11-14-2005, 07:26 PM
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Fuel Efficient 318 Member
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Toronto
Posts: 3,467
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Tucson: Women may not wear pants.
[quagmire]heh heh...allll riiiiight![/quagmire]
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11-14-2005, 07:26 PM
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Wheelman
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: Toronto
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Originally Posted by BMWags
It is illegal for a husband to beat his wife with a stick larger in diameter than his thumb.
this was actually the reason for the saying, "Rule of Thumb", except i think they are making half of these up
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that's a pretty stupid law considering I can find metal rods smaller in diameter than my thumb & cause shitloads of damage
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11-14-2005, 08:41 PM
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King Sirex
Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: Toronto
Posts: 9,722
Car: VW
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try finidng metal roads back in the 1800's :p
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11-14-2005, 08:47 PM
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Has no idea whats goin on
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: Connecticut
Posts: 1,950
Car: E46
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All fire hydrants must be checked one hour before all fires.
ill have to remember that, lol
silly as they may be, keep in mind most of these laws were made a LONG time ago, and most all of them dont apply to real life anymore. but they were never removed nor are they enforced anymore.
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As I was walking up the stairs, I met a man who wasn't there. He wasn't there again today, I wish I wish he'd go away.
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11-14-2005, 08:50 PM
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Has no idea whats goin on
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: Connecticut
Posts: 1,950
Car: E46
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Fireworks stores may not sell fireworks to Pennsylvania residents.
funny enough this law is actually still enforced BIG time here in PA. You can buy some small color stuff, but anything thats good, can and will only be sold to out of state residents, and to buy it you need to show your license sign an agreement and have ur license photo copied.
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As I was walking up the stairs, I met a man who wasn't there. He wasn't there again today, I wish I wish he'd go away.
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11-14-2005, 10:15 PM
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moderationistismingly
Join Date: Dec 2001
Location: Bradford, ON
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http://www.dumblaws.com/laws/international/canada/
"You can't drag a dead horse down Yonge Street on a Sunday."
Shit, I was lucky last time I guess.
It is illegal to kill a sick person by frightening them.
Residents are not allowed to have an Internet connection faster than 56k.
The funny thing is that some of these are still laws
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11-14-2005, 11:50 PM
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7th Gear [SMG III] Member
Join Date: Sep 2003
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THIS IS SOOOOOOOO BS!
can't believe u guys believe this site
It is illegal to show public affection on Sunday.......oh n0 es arrested for having buttsechs on yonge street!!!111
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11-15-2005, 12:13 AM
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JUICY J CAN'T
Join Date: Jun 2004
Location: T.
Posts: 16,975
Car: S54 titties
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wow superman, buy a ****ing car, tint the windows
kids these days...
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11-15-2005, 12:19 AM
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BangSentra
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: California
Posts: 7,916
Car: 2006 Nissan Sentra 1.8S
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These laws are such BS indeed.
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11-15-2005, 01:26 AM
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7th Gear [SMG III] Member
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Originally Posted by proprone
wow superman, buy a ****ing car, tint the windows
kids these days...
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no way .......'im clastraphobic....must be an open area where the elderly frequent
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11-15-2005, 10:12 AM
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3rd Gear Member
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Indiana
Posts: 301
Car: 1990 535i
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in a town near where i live it is illegal to eat ice cream with a fork
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An honest worker, and a widow's son.
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11-15-2005, 10:20 AM
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3rd Gear Member
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Indiana
Posts: 301
Car: 1990 535i
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indiana-A man over the age of 18 may be arrested for statutory rape if the passenger in his car is not wearing her socks and shoes, and is under the age of 17. this one gets inforced too
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There always are many, but here is one;
An honest worker, and a widow's son.
Raised on the level; died on the square.
Buried on the hill; only three knew where.
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