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Old 02-18-2005, 04:22 PM   #1
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a little bit of a read but if you got nothing better to do READ ON!


One dark night outside a small town in Wisconsin, a fire started
the local chemical plant and in a blink of an eye it exploded into
flames. The alarm went out to all the fire departments for miles

When the volunteer fire fighters appeared on the scene, the chemical
company president rushed to the fire chief and said, "All our secret
formulas are in the vault in the center of the plant. They must be
I will give $50,000 to the fire department that brings them out

But the roaring flames held the firefighters off.

Soon more fire departments had to be called in as the situation became
desperate. As the firemen arrived, the president shouted out that the
offer was now $100,000 to the fire department who could bring out the
company's secret files.

From the distance, a lone siren was heard as another fire truck came
sight. It was the nearby Norwegian rural township volunteer fire
composed mainly of Norwegians over the age of 65. To everyone's
that little run-down fire engine roared right past all the newer sleek
engines that were parked outside the plant.

Without even slowing down it drove straight into the middle of the
inferno. Outside, the other firemen watched as the Norwegian old
jumped off right in the middle of the fire fought it back on all
sides. It
was a performance and effort never seen before.

Within a short time, the Norske old timers had extinguished the fire
had saved the secret formulas. The grateful chemical company president
announced that for such a superhuman feat he was upping the reward to
$200,000, and walked over to personally thank each of the brave fire

The local TV news reporter rushed in to capture the event on film,
their chief, "What are you going to do with all that money?"

"Vell," said Ole Larsen, the 70-year-old fire chief, "Da first thing
gonna do is fix da brakes on dat focking truck!"
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Old 02-18-2005, 04:26 PM   #2
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Old 02-18-2005, 04:36 PM   #3
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hahahahahah that funny to fix de brakes............
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Old 02-18-2005, 04:42 PM   #4
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LMAO. . . . . ROFL

Good one ! !
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Old 02-18-2005, 08:15 PM   #5
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lol good one man
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Old 02-18-2005, 08:32 PM   #6
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That was the best laugh for the day for me!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thank you E36_freak!

I'm forwarding this one for sure!

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Old 02-19-2005, 01:26 AM   #7
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lol, that was clever.

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Old 02-19-2005, 09:40 AM   #8
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Hahahaha what a joke
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