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10-08-2002, 01:10 PM
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2nd Gear Member
Join Date: Dec 2001
Location: London, Ontario, Canada
Posts: 292
Car: 2001 330ci, 2002 honda CBR F4i, 1998 Boxter, 2001 sea-doo XP,Ducati 998 on the way.
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sex rule of thumbs
CAUCASIAN WOMAN:
First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
Second date: You get to grope all over and make out.
Third date: You get to have sex in the missionary position.
BLACK WOMAN:
First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
Second Date: Your get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive dinner.
Third Date: You get to pay her rent.
Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you!
IRISH WOMAN:
First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
ITALIAN WOMAN:
First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant.
Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti & meatballs.
Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you & insists on a 3 carat ring.
5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate the thought of having sex.
6th Anniversary: You find yourself a girlfriend.
JEWISH WOMAN:
First Date: You get dynamite head.
Second Date: You get more great head.
Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get head again.
MIDDLE EASTERN WOMAN:
First Date: You fill out the mandatory familyquestionnaire listing all your assets.
Second Date: You go out to the park with her and her whole family comes along.
Third Date: She claims she's a virgin and refuses to have sex with you.
Fourth Date: She makes up for the past ten years of sexual deprivation in one night. You're rushed to a hospital for exhaustion.
LATIN WOMAN
First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get her drunk on Riunite, have sex in the back of her car.
Second Date: She is pregnant.
Third Date: Move in with her, her two cousins, her sister's boyfriend and live happily ever after eating rice and beans in the Bronx.
POLISH WOMAN:
First Date: You go to pick her up, and she isn't home. She gave you the wrong address.
Second Date: You decide to meet at a restaurant.
She gets lost getting to the restaurant and then again going home.
Third Date: She's pregnant. She's not sure if its hers.
KOREAN WOMAN:
First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens.
Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner but nothing happens again.
Third date: You don't even get to the third date and you have already realized nothing is going to happen.
INDIAN WOMAN:
First date: Meet her parents.
Second date: Set the date of the wedding.
Third date: Wedding night.
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10-08-2002, 01:19 PM
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6th Gear Member
Join Date: Dec 2001
Location: Toronto
Posts: 2,225
Car: 1989 M3 1989 Crx Si
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I've never laughed sp hard in my life ! That is sooo true !!
haha Carlo,where did you get that? hahahaa
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10-08-2002, 01:55 PM
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2nd Gear Member
Join Date: Dec 2001
Location: London, Ontario, Canada
Posts: 292
Car: 2001 330ci, 2002 honda CBR F4i, 1998 Boxter, 2001 sea-doo XP,Ducati 998 on the way.
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Ha ha
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Originally posted by ROB89M3
I've never laughed sp hard in my life ! That is sooo true !!
haha Carlo,where did you get that? hahahaa
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Rob, ya I know, it's funny because it's true!!! Someone E-Mailed it to me.
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Last edited by Carlo; 10-08-2002 at 02:07 PM.
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10-08-2002, 03:39 PM
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MaXsponsor
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Mississauga
Posts: 13,554
Car: E90 M3
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lol! but that isnt tru...i know indian gurlz, not the ugly ones...the 1s who are actually hot...that would **** around with you
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Last edited by Gamite; 10-09-2002 at 12:42 AM.
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10-08-2002, 04:19 PM
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6th Gear Member
Join Date: Feb 2002
Location: Richmond Hill
Posts: 4,353
Car: 01 BMW 740iL
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haahha at e46_lover ok and hahah to the rules
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10-09-2002, 12:35 AM
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3rd Gear Member
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: Toronto
Posts: 495
Car: E46 325ci
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Rules for going out with any Guy:
Date 1: Wants to eat and get laid, so he pays. Expects at least a blow job.
Date 2: Skips dinner, just picks you up and takes you to a hotel. Definately expects to get laid.
Date 3: Never happens
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10-09-2002, 12:40 AM
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Mostly absent
Join Date: Feb 2002
Location: mississauga canada
Posts: 2,120
Car: 95 328Ti?
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Quote:
Originally posted by Fast_Gal
Rules for going out with any Guy:
Date 1: Wants to eat and get laid, so he pays. Expects at least a blow job.
Date 2: Skips dinner, just picks you up and takes you to a hotel. Definately expects to get laid.
Date 3: Never happens
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LoL
that's some funny shiet... actually i was talkin to my friend about the list and she suggested a list for going out with guys.....
and the list was very similar to this one....
except there wasn't a third one.... but yah the third one would be similar to that too
LoL
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10-09-2002, 01:53 PM
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2nd Gear Member
Join Date: Dec 2001
Location: London, Ontario, Canada
Posts: 292
Car: 2001 330ci, 2002 honda CBR F4i, 1998 Boxter, 2001 sea-doo XP,Ducati 998 on the way.
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ha ha
Quote:
Originally posted by Fast_Gal
Rules for going out with any Guy:
Date 1: Wants to eat and get laid, so he pays. Expects at least a blow job.
Date 2: Skips dinner, just picks you up and takes you to a hotel. Definately expects to get laid.
Date 3: Never happens
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So what category to you fall under, just out of curiosity.
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