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Old 08-20-2002, 10:27 PM   #1
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Holy Shit Guys!



get ready to shit ur pants...
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Old 08-20-2002, 10:41 PM   #2
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GOD ALMIGHTY!! HOLY SCHMOLY!!!
Is that almost 600hp from a bike.....no it can't be....

That is more insanity than anyone could dream of...Is that for real??? 600hp from a bike would destroy almost every motorized vehicle including those Funny cars..!!*drunk*
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Old 08-20-2002, 11:02 PM   #3
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what del taco can do to a guy... hahaha

" Yes we are finished and the results are just as I predicted. After 72 del taco and soda we are finished. 30 psi at the aZZ.. digestive system produces 562.33hp and 300lb ft torque at 30 psi. Is there more left...oh yes there is..Im just a tad bit shook up from the toilet sessions to hold it any more. The del taco is straight brutal!!! Our bowel movement is capable of 36-40 psi and I had problems holding it to 11000 rpm because my #### aZZhole would lunge forward so hard it would scare the piss out of ya. Hows my tummy...heheheh come on now boys..what good is a del taco that doesnt digest well. All zhitting and pizzing is done in house at NLR.
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Old 08-20-2002, 11:26 PM   #4
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Good lord! If they plan on doing a top speed run and he falls off they are going to need one of these to scrape him off the road!
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Old 08-20-2002, 11:50 PM   #5
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wow,, i wanna race him
he looks slow,,(sacasm)
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Old 08-21-2002, 12:08 AM   #6
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holy fuk my and call me stupid. what in the name of all that is holy.... that bike'll eat me alive and spit my bones out..... i want i want one... that is one mean hell of a bike
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Old 08-21-2002, 12:40 AM   #7
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GOD ALMIGHTY!! HOLY SCHMOLY!!!
Is that almost 600hp from a bike.....no it can't be....

That is more insanity than anyone could dream of...Is that for real??? 600hp from a bike would destroy almost every motorized vehicle including those Funny cars..!!*drunk*

yep its real...its turbo too.....see that lil silver circle??? it must sound sick too!!
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Old 08-21-2002, 12:44 AM   #8
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Pfftt!! I can take that bike anytime, anywhere.. hell ill leave the wheels off of my car too.. hehehe that's amazing eh
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Old 08-21-2002, 01:08 AM   #9
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that has death written all over it
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Old 08-21-2002, 01:30 AM   #10
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That's some crazy displacement to horsepower ratios there. If he does make it to his 640hp goal, that's be like 492.3hp per litre!!! (they're 1300cc's right?) Imagine a new M3 with a ratio like that for it's 3.2L, that'd be like 1575hp, or the M5 with 2462hp!
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Old 08-21-2002, 09:23 PM   #11
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OMFG! That is insane. I wonder what the top speed of that bike would be. maybe 250 mph?
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Old 08-21-2002, 09:32 PM   #12
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damn
that bike must fly
i wonder wat the top speed on that thing is...
who eva drives it has 2 b straped on when he/she goes 2 push it 2 its max
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