Originally posted by 325iSBimmer Im gonna shit in their mouths....lol
Thas so sick man, I LOVE IT, Im just trying to imagine trying to get the guy to stay there with his mouth open while you get ready to unload a big one,
oh yeah?? try some faggots covering your car in ketchup, mustard, relish and FCUKING VINEGAR! when you find out who it is put his face to the curb and kick it in.
it happen to me too, i was parked my car for the first time in my schools parkin lot and when i come out for lunch to see my car, some dick head put bread on my and the birds landed on the roof
shitted all over it, and i just washed the car
and there were 2 cars next too mine, nothin on theres
i was so pissed i didn't know what to do, who to kill?
so the best thing i can think of was to clean the car and not park there again
since i bought the bmw. i'm been parking with the other bmw's wwaay waay in the far corner of the grocery store parking lot far far away from the temptation of the shopping carts and idle hands/ act of nature. and taking the bmw to the mall for christmas shopping? thats just crazy talk.
had my stem caps stolen... twice. (Even with stem cap locks!)
carbon fibre emblems stolen
tried to break in 3 times.. including once I caught the guy at Yorkdale Mall TRYING to break in... I left him with some major injuries, thank god no one saw me.. and no videocameras.
Im just trying to imagine trying to get the guy to stay there with his mouth open while you get ready to unload a big one,
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