For All the Single Max Guys...

[moregothanshow]

Bartenders Psychology:
Before you order a drink in public, you should read this!

Seven New York City bartenders were asked if they could nail a woman's personality based on what she drinks. Though interviewed separately, they concurred on almost all counts.

The results:

Drink: Beer
Personality: Causal, low-maintenance; down to earth.
Your Approach: Challenge her to a game of pool.


Drink: Blender Drinks
Personality: Flaky, whiny, annoying; a pain in the ass.
Your Approach: Avoid her, unless you want to be her cabana boy.


Drink: Mixed Drinks
Personality: Older, more refined, high maintenance, has very picky taste; knows EXACTLY what she wants.
Your Approach: You won't have to approach her. If she's interested, she'll send YOU a drink......................................


Drink: Wine (does not include White Zinfandel)
Personality: Conservative and classy; sophisticated yet giggles.
Your Approach: Tell her you love to travel and spend quiet evenings with friends.


Drink: White Zinfandel
Personality: Easy; thinks she is classy and sophisticated, actually, she has NO clue.
Your Approach: Make her feel smarter than she is...this should be an easy target.


Drink: Shots
Personality: Likes to hang with frat-boy pals and looking to get
totally drunk... and naked.
Your Approach: Easiest hit in the joint. You have been blessed. Nothing to do but wait, however, be careful not to make her mad!


Drink: Tequila
No explanations required - everyone just KNOWS what happens there.




THEN, there is the MALE addendum ----
The deal with guys is, as always, very simple and clear cut:


Domestic Beer: He's poor and wants to get laid.


Imported Beer: He likes good beer and wants to get laid.


Wine: He is hoping that the wine will give him a sophisticated image to help him get laid.


Whiskey: He doesn't give a damn about anything but getting laid.


Tequila: He is thinking he has a chance with the toothless waitress.


White Zinfandel: He's gay

[Slowered318]

AHAHHAHA ..that's so true

they forgot one thing!

Drink: A bit of everything
Personality: too drunk for personality. Could be her first time to the bar or she likes to receive free drinks.
Approach: stand back so she don't puke on you.

[moregothanshow]

hahaha good one...so did it ever happen to you?!??!
hahahha

[Foc us]

I need a beer.....domesitc please...or better yet...I want whiskey.....

[Miguel]

I think they screwed up the Mixed drinks/wine titles...

All the wine drinking women that I know are Flaky, whiny, annoying, pains in the ass.

[mkgino]

Originally posted by Miguel
All the wine drinking women that I know are Flaky, whiny, annoying, pains in the ass.

Wow, when you said that I pictured my girlfriend, go figure.

[windsor318is]

you dam ginos are on the ball today, the wine one is WAY wrong,replace with blender drink personality

for me....teqiula shots means : has officaly give up, not getting laid, time to get Fked up, and go to titty bar

[Miguel]

Originally posted by mkgino
Wow, when you said that I pictured my girlfriend, go figure.

LOL, same here. The best part is when two wine drinking women get together all they do is complain about their boyfriends.

wine-drinkin' chick #1: *hick* "one time, my boyfriend did bla bla bla"
wine-drinkin' chick #2: "OH YA! well this idiot (points to boyfriend) went out with his buddies and bla bla bla"
wine-drinkin' chick #1: "I KNOW!! whats wrong with them?!? they dont appreciate bla bla bla"
wine-drinkin' chick #2: "And his ex-girlfriend is such a bla bla bla"
wine-drinkin' chick #1: "His ex is a psycho bla bla bla too!"
wine-drinkin' chick #2: "all they care about is bla bmw bla bla cars bla clubs bla bla and all I wanna do is talk to him on the phone for 4 hours a night bla bla bla as if Im asking too much?!? bla bla"

...4 glasses (of anything) later though they suck up to us like we are the last guys on earth and beg us to 'lay the pipe'

[qwk325]

Hahahaha

That survey is almost true, my buddy is a bartender and he tells me about chicks that drink and how they really are.