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Old 06-14-2010, 01:51 PM   #31
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^^ I'd like to hear more about this experiment and you asked them exactly and what they said back
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Old 06-14-2010, 02:34 PM   #32
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Lol well it was a few years back, I don't remember exactly but one of them was lost / not even listening... I'd ask what school she went to or where she's from and her responses were in the form of "yeah" or "uh huh" or "you know"... one said "why don't we talk about this more in a private room?". Regardless all they would think about is money. Anything outside of shallow conversation was foreign to them. I asked others more direct questions... like how they got started taking their clothes off for money, have they ever been in porn, I even said to one she was really interesting (and she said thank you so much) and then asked what her phone number was and I'd call her and take her out... lol (not really). She had a boyfriend apparently, good cover The reactions were either walking away knowing they weren't going to get any money, to asking me to take them to a private room, to going "ummmmm" not sure how to respond to the question itself. One said it's liberating to strip (umm ok). None of them got insulted or irritated or anything, no matter what I asked, it's like they had no feelings at all, an ability to turn all that off. Smiles all the time. But all the while they were constantly rubbing my arm or my leg, engaging in physical contact to try to elicit some kind of reaction from me... that reaction being "here's a 20, do more and use your vagina".

When they enter that building they turn their humanity off and become robotic sex saleswomen. Outside of that club I am sure they are normal but once they enter they have the ability to turn off all feelings, all personality. They become naked automatons whose value is measured only in the money they can absorb.

This is why strip clubs don't interest me when we all go out and while the others were drinking it up and getting lap dances I decided to try talking, the last thing people do at a strip club, with the local playthings Just for fun, thought it would be interesting.

I'd actually like to talk to one outside of the club and ask the same questions... I'd probably get a kick in the nuts.

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Old 06-14-2010, 02:52 PM   #33
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I got a stripper mad when she kept bugging me for a dance and i just said "well im gay!"
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Old 06-14-2010, 03:16 PM   #34
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I got a stripper mad when she kept bugging me for a dance and i just said "well im gay!"
Lol next time try this: Look up and down her and then say "I'm not gay... but I'll learn".

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Old 06-14-2010, 05:26 PM   #35
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hahaha, I remember when the Mirage used to be open in Cambridge. Me and the buddies went out and this smokin hot ****in asian petite goddess comes up and starts rubbing my leg, I kinda ignore her cause all she wants is money. She starts saying "lets go in room" and takes my hand and puts it on her tits ""lets go dance" then puts my hand on her ass......I thought okay there's no way in hell I'm giving her money so i'll have a little fun.
I say "okay, let's dance" I get up and she's in front of me, I take her hand and pull her in and start doing the tango right in the middle of the club. She says "no no private dance and she's laughing her ass off" Finally she got the point "Sorry I only do public dancing."
All the while 3 of my buddies have a 45 year old bag dressed as a cheerleader laying on their table with both her legs wrapped around the end guys and the middle gets a schtanky snatch in his face.

Strippers are either on drugs, on drugs, and or have serious male attachment issues which ususally stem from their relationship with tbeir father.
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Old 06-14-2010, 05:52 PM   #36
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I'd live the life of charlie harper ( 2 and a half men) nice car, malibu beach house, and hot young woman coming and going as often as the local bus

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Old 06-14-2010, 07:28 PM   #37
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I'd live the life of charlie harper ( 2 and a half men) nice car, malibu beach house, and hot young woman coming and going as often as the local bus

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Word.

I'd be as smart as I could with that 50mill and try to filp it (and keep working of course!)
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Old 06-14-2010, 10:23 PM   #38
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There is this saying "grass is always greener on the other side" it's human nature wanting to have what you don't have or can't have. Having the love of your life doesnt mean you are going to be the happiest person or to have that 50 mil in your bank doesnt mean you are set for life. It's your mindset, the way you feel in the morning when you get up. I'm sure your life filled with hookers and nice cars will be boring after a while and that loving significant other does create mess, is lazy and doesnt pay attention to you all the time. Though on a crappy day at work it's nice to drive home in an exotic car and on that crappy day it's nice when your love is home and made you diner and tell you to put your feet up cuz he's got it. It's all about the perfect balance I guess. So can I have my forever love and 25million instead
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Old 06-14-2010, 10:40 PM   #39
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Best line to a stripper:

Me and a buddy stop in at that one just off the QEW near Niagara-On-the-Lake. Grab a couple beers, one comes over and starts talking to us.

Buddy: I like your accent, where you from?
Stripper: I'm from Dublin
Buddy: Oh yeah? How 'bout me and him DUBLIN you?"
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