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Old 12-16-2009, 01:44 PM   #16
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wtf LOL
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Old 12-16-2009, 02:55 PM   #17
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Crack and glue should not be mixed! lol
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Old 12-16-2009, 03:00 PM   #18
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I don't understand why people won't drop deuce in public. Probably the same people that work up a huge sweat at the gym, then don't shower and go home all sweaty. Seriously, it's not that bad, you won't catch aids on your ass cheeks, and if you are that paranoid put tp on the seat.
I don't care about showering at the gym, I used to do it all the time... the problem is, you need sufficient time for your body to cool down...otherwise you shower and continue to sweat.

Now I workout, change, go home have a shake or whatever and then shower.
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Old 12-16-2009, 03:10 PM   #19
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thats ****ing jokes. hahahaha
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Old 12-16-2009, 03:11 PM   #20
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Piss bottles? Can someone explain that theory to me?
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Old 12-16-2009, 05:40 PM   #21
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bahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Old 12-16-2009, 06:37 PM   #22
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lol here is another good one
http://thewvsr.com/ryans.htm
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Old 12-16-2009, 07:24 PM   #23
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There is NO ****ING WAY that shit (pun intended) is real. No way.
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Old 12-16-2009, 08:26 PM   #24
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This had me crying man!
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Old 12-16-2009, 09:15 PM   #25
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I am not sure how old is he but , dude is strange person for sure. Don't you slide your toy inside the toilet just to be safe? lol
My grandmother would take some rod and beat the crap out of him.
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Old 12-16-2009, 11:24 PM   #26
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http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showth...hp?t=119211681

This guy is either completely retarded or really knows how to get hits on his username... He makes a thread about his social anxiety and then comes to the point where he thinks the only way he can overcome it is by walking up to completely random chicks and trying to pick them up with retarded pickup lines and ploys to get them to talk to him. He must be really pug fugly like he says in this post because in every one of the video's no one wants anything to do with him. lol

edit: After continuing to look that this thread about his social anxiety and the random chicks, half the ones he actually tries to ask on a date "already have boyfriends" bahahahahahahaha

Also, everyone on this site is a brah. My god are people just completely retarded...
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Old 12-17-2009, 12:04 AM   #27
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The guy does have some life issues. Just seen a few of his vidoes and wow.
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Old 12-17-2009, 12:44 AM   #28
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Wow, that thread is crazy.
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Old 12-17-2009, 02:01 PM   #29
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lol hilarious, at page 40 supposedly "the girl" posts but afterwords they confirm its a troll
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