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Old 09-02-2009, 05:37 PM   #1
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Best engine in the

A notable gynaecologist once said,

"The best engine in the world is the vagina.
It can be started with one finger.
It is self-lubricating.
It takes any size piston.
And it changes its own oil every four weeks.
It is only a pity that the management system is so temperamental."

"Lo there do I see my father.
Lo there do I see my mother.
Lo there do I see my brothers and my sisters.
Lo there do I see the line of my people back to the beginning.
Lo they do call to me
they bid me take my place among them in the Halls of Valhalla,
where the brave may live forever"
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Old 09-02-2009, 05:44 PM   #2
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ROFL!!!!!!! nice one!!!
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Old 09-02-2009, 05:48 PM   #3
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That's so true!

I asked my wife "What's the best engine in the world?" She told me the same.
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Old 09-02-2009, 06:29 PM   #4
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