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Old 09-02-2009, 05:37 PM   #1
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Best engine in the world.....lol



A notable gynaecologist once said,


"The best engine in the world is the vagina.
It can be started with one finger.
It is self-lubricating.
It takes any size piston.
And it changes its own oil every four weeks.
It is only a pity that the management system is so temperamental."
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Old 09-02-2009, 05:44 PM   #2
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ROFL!!!!!!! nice one!!!
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Old 09-02-2009, 05:48 PM   #3
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That's so true!

I asked my wife "What's the best engine in the world?" She told me the same.
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Old 09-02-2009, 06:29 PM   #4
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Rofl!!!

Awesome!
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Old 09-02-2009, 08:01 PM   #5
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nice
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Old 09-02-2009, 09:10 PM   #6
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Lmao
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