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Old 08-19-2009, 06:32 AM   #1
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What are the sympoms of swine flu.....



You think you got the flu????

























First thing to do is get your self infront of a mirror.....................










.......................If you look anything like this you got the flu......














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Old 08-19-2009, 06:33 AM   #2
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................... if you always looked like this...........















.............then you started the flu you bastard!!!!!
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Lo there do I see my mother.
Lo there do I see my brothers and my sisters.
Lo there do I see the line of my people back to the beginning.
Lo they do call to me
they bid me take my place among them in the Halls of Valhalla,
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Old 08-19-2009, 09:28 AM   #3
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Old 08-19-2009, 12:17 PM   #4
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WTF is that thing!? It's like yoda caught n1h1!
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Old 08-19-2009, 12:55 PM   #5
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ewwwwwww
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Old 08-19-2009, 04:02 PM   #6
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lol, wtf?!

Is that a prop or something?
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Old 08-19-2009, 05:13 PM   #7
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saw that dude clubbin' last week...gets all the skanks....
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Old 08-19-2009, 10:47 PM   #8
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Oh, god.. it's a pigman! A pigman!
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Old 08-20-2009, 02:35 AM   #9
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saw that dude clubbin' last week...gets all the skanks....
Did he smell funny?
I hear he eats like a pig.....lol
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Lo there do I see my mother.
Lo there do I see my brothers and my sisters.
Lo there do I see the line of my people back to the beginning.
Lo they do call to me
they bid me take my place among them in the Halls of Valhalla,
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