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Old 07-23-2009, 12:24 PM   #16
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Ummm, if you haven't noticed the jailbait thread still lives on, and makes way more sense then your little rambling.

Or maybe we're just all idiots who don't understand shit...
It's not my rambling though, just find it funny. Just pretend it was not written by a guy, but by a girl.. All better now right?
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Old 07-23-2009, 12:27 PM   #17
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I have a better joke.

KNOCK KNOCK?
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Old 07-23-2009, 12:28 PM   #18
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Old 07-23-2009, 12:34 PM   #19
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"Crazy is as crazy does" should have been replaced with "Bitches be crazy"

It might have been somewhat humourous if that was the case.
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Old 07-23-2009, 12:35 PM   #20
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That's not how it works. You have to say "who's there?"
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Old 07-23-2009, 12:35 PM   #21
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Old 07-23-2009, 12:38 PM   #22
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It's not my rambling though, just find it funny. Just pretend it was not written by a guy, but by a girl.. All better now right?
It has nothing to do with the fact that it's towards women, I make fun of them all the time too...
I act and think so much like a dude that if I didn't have boobs and a vagina I would forget I was a chick, lol

Edit: Hold on, that doesn't make sense, if I didn't have either of those things, well then, I would be a dude.
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Old 07-23-2009, 12:39 PM   #23
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I act and think so much like a dude that if I didn't have boobs and a vagina I would forget I was a chick, lol
what the?
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Old 07-23-2009, 12:40 PM   #24
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I don't know, I'm lost now, lol.
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Old 07-23-2009, 12:46 PM   #25
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whos there?
STFU! THIS JOKE ISN'T FO' YU!

Knock Knock.
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STFU! THIS JOKE ISN'T FO' YU!

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too fast , too furious bro
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STFU! THIS JOKE ISN'T FO' YU!

Knock Knock.
ok whose there
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Old 07-23-2009, 12:51 PM   #28
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You spelled "whose" wrong.

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You spelled "whose" wrong.

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LOL this is funnier than the whole thread. Keep going at it
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you know what men really want?







































a woman who thinks they can't do any better.
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