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07-23-2009, 12:53 AM
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Econobimmer Racing
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Kiev
Posts: 8,364
Car: civic & corolla
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Best quote about women I ever read
God was definitely on a focused and logical project management streamlining initiative that day when he decided that he would create the perfect being, in his own image... give or take a rib or two. Symmetrical, with a brain that is capable of a higher learning curve than any of the animals, minerals and vegetables that came before it. It might be a vestigial organ at this point, but so much the better. Wake up, go to work, come home. What's there not to like? Once in a while this perfectly normal man wakes up and looks around and decides that none of the holes in the world seem to be a good fit for his peg. And so he talks to papa and says "Yo.. papa!" ... "I need a servant. I need a **** hole. I need a scapegoat for all of my inefficiencies. I need someone to schedule me in like a hooker, but host me like a wife. I need someone to incubate my seed. I need someone to feed my golem with their breast, mine are too perky and manly to be abused that way"... "Oh... and they have to be perfectly normal like me".
And God said... "Well... if I make them normal, they won't wish to do any of that any more than you would"...
And so... crazy is as crazy does.
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07-23-2009, 01:07 AM
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Addict
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: YYZ / ORD
Posts: 7,299
Car: E39 M5 + E92 335i
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Ok.
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07-23-2009, 01:29 AM
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6th Gear Member
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Toronto
Posts: 12,484
Car: MK4 Jetta TDI
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If there was no women at the time, how did the guy know to make reference to wives and hookers? Were all the wives and hookers at the time men?
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07-23-2009, 02:18 AM
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E90 n00b
Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: Brampton
Posts: 6,657
Car: E90 323i
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Quote:
Originally Posted by dbworld4k
Ok.
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I'm so lost, I think you are also.
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07-23-2009, 02:35 AM
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Jailbait FTW
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: Hong Kong
Posts: 2,065
Car: BMW
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Quote:
Originally Posted by dbworld4k
ok.
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+++++1
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07-23-2009, 10:18 AM
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3rd Gear Member
Join Date: May 2008
Location: Toronto, ON
Posts: 404
Car: e92
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Huh?!
...this is so going into the recycling bin, lol.
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07-23-2009, 10:45 AM
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6th Gear Member
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: Mississauga
Posts: 1,411
Car: H ACC
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delete thread
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07-23-2009, 10:50 AM
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Still learning....
Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: Center of the Universe
Posts: 641
Car: 2005 325i 5 speed manual
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Selling: Winter Tires/Wheels for E36/E30
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07-23-2009, 11:07 AM
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6th Gear Member
Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: Toronto
Posts: 1,243
Car: 1996 328TI
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i get it,
basically saying god made women stupid so they clean our houses and shit.
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07-23-2009, 11:49 AM
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Econobimmer Racing
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Kiev
Posts: 8,364
Car: civic & corolla
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Soldo
If there was no women at the time, how did the guy know to make reference to wives and hookers? Were all the wives and hookers at the time men?
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ok now you're taking things too literal....
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07-23-2009, 12:01 PM
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Econobimmer Racing
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Kiev
Posts: 8,364
Car: civic & corolla
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Quote:
Originally Posted by sands
Huh?!
...this is so going into the recycling bin, lol.
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lol riiight and the jailbait thread with 100000+ underage girls is not? How is this any different?
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07-23-2009, 12:08 PM
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Still learning....
Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: Center of the Universe
Posts: 641
Car: 2005 325i 5 speed manual
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Quote:
Originally Posted by ericdalinda
i get it,
basically saying god made women stupid so they clean our houses and shit.
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Selling: Winter Tires/Wheels for E36/E30
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07-23-2009, 12:09 PM
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3rd Gear Member
Join Date: May 2008
Location: Toronto, ON
Posts: 404
Car: e92
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Quote:
Originally Posted by BMW_7
lol riiight and the jailbait thread with 100000+ underage girls is not? How is this any different?
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Ummm, if you haven't noticed the jailbait thread still lives on, and makes way more sense then your little rambling.
Or maybe we're just all idiots who don't understand shit... 
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07-23-2009, 12:11 PM
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Boots, not boost
Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: Brampton
Posts: 11,033
Car: 325is
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makes sense
lol women
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07-23-2009, 12:21 PM
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5th Gear Member
Join Date: Jan 2009
Location: .
Posts: 1,122
Car: .
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Quote:
Originally Posted by ericdalinda
i get it,
basically saying god made women stupid so they clean our houses and shit.
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Dude, Can you please change your sig? It is laggy on some browsers and I really don't like putting people on ignore. Just make a SMALLER version
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