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Old 07-01-2009, 11:16 AM   #16
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just like every religion...........u have a minority that is nuts
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Old 07-01-2009, 11:27 AM   #17
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just like every religion...........u have a minority that is nuts
too bad some religions it's the majority
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Old 07-01-2009, 11:40 AM   #18
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Yes, by the power of christ!

That joke was a complete fail...yea...US is more underdeveloped than Laos and Cambodia.

Who said i was joking????
And you can not be related by relegion as far as i know. Unless there is some "special" religion out there! lol
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Old 07-01-2009, 01:16 PM   #19
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i hate religion, religious people, religious institutions, jesus, and, at times, america.
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Old 07-01-2009, 01:28 PM   #20
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I always read NSX as 'inna-sex'. Not sure what that means.

The NSX is also popular with the nation's rappers (that's hip hop type music.) It's a bling item that shows status and wealth. That's why they always rent them to show on their music videos.

Here are a couple of lyrics, although I don't totally understand them:

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Blow her back out
Then I mack out
Freak the keys to the lex
Or find me havin sex in my nsx
I'm from the bx
But we flex from east to west
So while you ni--as coast-trippin
We'll be cashin them checks

I'm not sure what the bx is, or how one is supposed to 'freak the keys to the lex'.

I DO know that the NSX is a pretty small car, so I'm wondering how the singer was able to have sex in it? Maybe only if his mate was a small girl like a teenager?

Here's another song:

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Because I'm floatin in my Lex and, depositin' fat checks and
gettin mad sex while I floss the NSX and

Besides this being a run on sentance, how does the singer drive two cars at the same time? His Lexus has anti gravity? And the NSX needs dental floss? I'm never going to understand this rap thing.
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Old 07-01-2009, 02:20 PM   #21
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Old 07-01-2009, 05:22 PM   #22
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lol...

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Old 07-01-2009, 05:38 PM   #23
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lmao.
makes sense.
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Old 07-01-2009, 05:42 PM   #24
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i hate religion, religious people, religious institutions, jesus, and, at times, america.
Hatred doesn't help
There is nothing wrong with religion itself, and this coming from an Atheist.
The problem is when people take things to the extreme.
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Old 07-02-2009, 09:29 AM   #25
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"Masturbation is evil. It is, without the slightest of hyperbole, exactly the same as mass murder. You think Stalin, Hitler, or Pol Pot were evil? Well, the average masturbator kills millions of potential soldiers for Christ every time, and take great pleasure from it."

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Old 07-02-2009, 11:27 AM   #26
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`He only says that cause no1 told him masturbation does not involve his rectum!!!! lol
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Old 07-02-2009, 11:51 AM   #27
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I hope by now you guys have figured out that Landover is a joke... bunch of trolls doing what they do best. It's all satire, and can be funny at times.... some of those members are dedicated!
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I'd do Talitha in the ass, seriously. she looks kinda cougar hot.. she'd be screaming for jesus.
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Old 07-02-2009, 02:10 PM   #29
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I'd do Talitha in the ass, seriously. she looks kinda cougar hot.. she'd be screaming for jesus.

Untill she pops her strapon out and you start praying for Jebus too! lol
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Old 07-03-2009, 12:59 AM   #30
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too bad some religions it's the majority
I disagree........its only a minority. most religious people who follow any religion closely are actually good god fearing folks

having said that i totally have no religion. i believe in one god period. no religion
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