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Old 02-24-2002, 01:11 AM   #1
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Talking Little Johnny ... smart kid



I just got this in the mail:



Little Johnny went up to his father and asked him,
"Dad, what is the difference between potentially and
realistically?" The father thought for a moment,
then answered, "Go ask your mother if she would sleep
with Robert Redford for a million dollars. Then ask
your sister if shewould sleep with Brad Pitt for
a million dollars, and ask your brother
if he'd sleep with Tom Cruise for a million dollars.
Come back and tell me what you learn from that."

So little Johnny went to his mother and asked,
"Would you sleep with Robert Redford for a million
dollars?" The mother replied, "Of course I would!
I wouldn't pass up an opportunity like that." Johnny
then went to his sister and asked, "Would you sleep
with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?" The girl
replied, "Oh absolutely, I'd just love to do that!
I'd do it for free!" Then he went to his brother and
asked, Would you sleep with Tom Cruise for a million
dollars?" "Of course," the brother replied. "Do you
know how much a million could buy?" Johnny pondered
that for a few days, then went back to his dad.

His father asked him, "Did you find out the difference
between potentially and realistically? Little Johnny
replied, "Yes, sir. Potentially, we're sitting on three
million dollars, but realistically, we're living with
two sluts and a fag.
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Old 02-24-2002, 11:18 AM   #2
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again I must state you are one sick funny puppy. Keep it coming until the PCP(political correct police) lock this thread again....
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Old 03-29-2003, 11:27 AM   #3
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HAH that made my morning
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Old 03-29-2003, 11:56 AM   #4
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Old 03-29-2003, 12:55 PM   #5
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hahaha, I can picture jon doin that, roflmao. j/k e46_lover
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haha that was great
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hahahah priceless..
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That joke just made my day..LOL...thanx Gamite.
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Old 03-29-2003, 09:18 PM   #9
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haha.. omg, who brought this back up? I dont even remember posting it!!
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