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Old 03-23-2003, 03:38 PM   #1
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I Feel Like i need a laugh ,Post a joke



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One night, a man and a woman are at a bar downing a few beers. They
strike up a conversation and quickly discover that they're both doctors.

After about an hour, the man says to the woman, "Hey, how about we
sleep together tonight? No strings attached. It'll just be one night of
fun".

The woman agrees, so they go back to her place. She goes into the
bathroom and starts scrubbing her hands and fingernails. She scrubs for
a good 10-20 minutes before finally going into the bedroom and they have
sex for an hour or so.

Afterwards, the man says to the woman, "You're a surgeon, aren't you?"

"Yeah, how did you know?" she replied.

He said: "I could tell by the way you scrubbed up before we started."

"Oh, that makes sense," says the woman. "You're an anaesthetist, aren't
you?"

"Yeah," says the man, a bit taken back. "How did you know?"

The woman answers, "I didn't feel a f**king thing.



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Old 03-23-2003, 03:52 PM   #2
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An Australian, and Irishman and a Scouser were sitting in a bar. There
was only one other person in the bar. The three men kept looking at this
other man, for he seemed terribly familiar. They stared and stared,
wondering where they had seen him before when suddenly the Irishman
cried out : "My God! I know who that man is - it's Jesus!" The others
looked again, and sure enough, it was Jesus himself, sitting alone at a
table. The Irishman calls out across the lounge : "Hey! Hey you! Are you
Jesus?" Jesus looks over at him, smiles a small smile and nods his head.
"Yes, I am Jesus," he says. Well, the Irishman calls the bartender over
and says to him: "I'd like you to give Jesus over there a pint of
Guinness from me." The bartender pours Jesus a Guinness. Jesus looks
over, raises his glass in thanks and drinks. Then the Australian calls
out "Oy you! D'ya reckon you're Jesus or what?" Jesus nods and says
"Yes, I am Jesus". The Australian is mighty impressed and has the
bartender send over a pot of Fosters for Jesus which Jesus accepts with
pleasure. The Scouser then calls out "Oi wack, would you be Jesus?"
Jesus smiles and says "Yes, I am Jesus". The Scouser beckons the
bartender and tells him to send over a pint of bitter for Jesus, which
the bartender duly does. As before, Jesus accepts the drink and smiles
over at the table. Finally, after finishing the drinks, Jesus leaves his
seat and approaches our three friends.

He reaches for the hand of the Irishman and shakes it, thanking him for
the Guinness. When he lets go, the Irishman gives a cry of amazement:
"Oh God! The arthritis is gone! The arthritis I've had for years is
gone! It's a miracle!!!" Jesus then shakes the Australian's hand,
thanking him for the lager. Upon letting go, the Australian's eyes widen
in shock: "By jingo mate, the migraine! The migraine I've for 40 years
is completely gone - it's a miracle!!!" Jesus then goes to approach the
Scouser who says: "Back off, pal! I'm on Disability!"
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Old 03-24-2003, 12:20 AM   #3
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hahahahaah that was great!!! lol
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Old 03-24-2003, 02:10 AM   #4
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How did the Scottsman find the sheep in the tall grass?


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Old 03-24-2003, 02:14 AM   #5
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hahahah that ****in funny
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Old 03-24-2003, 04:26 PM   #6
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Whats the differrence between PINK and PURPLE



THE GRIP
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Old 03-24-2003, 06:02 PM   #7
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Post a pic of you.....we all need some laughing.... (Joking)
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Old 03-25-2003, 04:32 PM   #8
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youv'e all ready made me laugh with your mums car for a sig ,lol
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Old 03-25-2003, 04:42 PM   #9
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Any way enough of this p.ss taking


Whats a womans arsehole doing at the height of climax
He's down at the local bar having a drink.

An eskios car breaks down and a welshman stops to help. He says the eskimo "the problem is you've blown a seal" the eskimo replies " so what you fcuk sheep!"
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