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Old 03-12-2003, 10:18 PM   #1
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Thumbs up make sure you know the woman you date



> WHITE WOMEN:
> First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
> Second date: You get to grope all over and make out.
> Third date: You get to have sex but only in the missionary position.
>
> IRISH WOMEN:
> First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
> Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
> 20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
>
> ITALIAN WOMEN:
> First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant.
> Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti &meatballs.
> Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you &insists on a 3 carat
> ring.
> 5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together &hate the thought of
> having sex. 6th Anniversary: You find yourself a girlfriend.
>
> JEWISH WOMEN:
> First Date: You get dynamite head.
> Second Date: You get more great head.
> Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get head again.
>
> POLISH WOMEN:
> First Date: You pick her up, she isn't home. She gave you the wrong
> address.
> Second Date: You decide to meet at a restaurant. She gets lost getting to
> the restaurant and then again going home.
> Third Date: She's pregnant. She's not sure if its hers.
>
> CHINESE WOMEN:
> First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing
> happens.
> Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner, Nothing happens
> again.
> Third date: You don't even get to the third date and you already realized
> nothing is going to happen.
>
> INDIAN WOMEN:
> First date: Meet her parents.
> Second date: Set the date of the wedding.
> Third date: Wedding night.
>
> BLACK WOMEN:
> First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
> Second Date: You get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive
> dinner.
> Third Date: You get to pay her rent.
> Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you.
>
> LATIN WOMEN:
> First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get drunk on Riunite,
> have sex
> in the back of her car.
> Second Date: She's pregnant.
> Third Date: Move in with her, her two cousins, her sister's boyfriend and
> live happily ever after eating rice and beans in the Bronx
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Old 03-12-2003, 10:43 PM   #2
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HAHAHAHAHAHA thast hilarious, where did ya get it?
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Old 03-12-2003, 10:50 PM   #3
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Re: make sure you know the woman you date

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Originally posted by AndreNY

> POLISH WOMEN:
> First Date: You pick her up, she isn't home. She gave you the wrong
> address.
> Second Date: You decide to meet at a restaurant. She gets lost getting to
> the restaurant and then again going home.
> Third Date: She's pregnant. She's not sure if its hers.
LOL, YOU JERK!!!!!!

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Old 03-12-2003, 11:31 PM   #4
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Old 03-13-2003, 12:19 AM   #5
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ill take the italian or the latino bitch
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Old 03-13-2003, 12:43 AM   #6
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bwwaaaaaahahahahahahahah what a buzz man thats some funny shit!!!!!!
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Old 03-13-2003, 01:05 AM   #7
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lmfao ! hahah thats pretty funny and true !
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Old 03-13-2003, 03:13 PM   #9
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