Dont know how relevant this is to the thread but here my useless post:
“ Dear DrXXXXXXXXX
Every time i go to the toilet for my number 2´s I squeeze and squeeeeeeze untill i cant breath any more.
I then squeeze a lil´more and more until tears come out like a river, but nothing comes out.
Then my eyes get all red and bloodshot and I continue to cry like a baby.
My question is this.
Do I go to a proctologist or an eye doctor for my problem????-“
"Lo there do I see my father.
Lo there do I see my mother.
Lo there do I see my brothers and my sisters.
Lo there do I see the line of my people back to the beginning.
Lo they do call to me
they bid me take my place among them in the Halls of Valhalla,
where the brave may live forever"