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Old 02-06-2013, 11:28 AM   #1
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Horse Head Mask for sale $50

http://toronto.kijiji.ca/c-buy-and-s...AdIdZ454347208

Bought a Horse Head Mask.. GF and Dog both hate it..

I can tell you that during my short time owning it, it made a world of difference in my life and made me a better person. Now it can do the same for you.

Here's a picture: http://24.media.tumblr.com/8409f505a...1l3o1_1280.jpg
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Old 02-06-2013, 11:58 AM   #2
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hahahahah
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Old 02-06-2013, 02:38 PM   #3
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that's great.. nice ad too... always wanted one, for those "Asshole" moments. Can you see out of it?
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Old 02-06-2013, 02:40 PM   #4
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Post of the day... but yes, can you see much?
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Old 02-06-2013, 11:23 PM   #5
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Gents - you can see out of this mask as much if not more than a horse can. More importantly - you can DRINK BEER while wearing it. Hole in the mouth that fits any 330ml vehicle to carry the hoppy alcoholic beverage of your desire.

Put a smile on your significant others face and walk into your home wearing this one of a kind horse head mask. Gallop your way in their hearts.
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Old 02-07-2013, 08:05 AM   #6
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I own one of these horse masks. I noticed my grades in college have improved after owning it and I've become a better person in my community.
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Old 02-11-2013, 07:49 PM   #7
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Old 02-11-2013, 11:59 PM   #8
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That is so f****** hilarious!!
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Old 02-12-2013, 11:48 AM   #9
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For moments like this..

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Old 02-15-2013, 01:19 PM   #10
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Ill give you 20 bucks hahaha i wanna do the harlem shake in one of these this weekend dt !
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Old 02-15-2013, 05:18 PM   #11
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Can you legally have intercourse while wearing it?
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Old 02-19-2013, 08:54 PM   #12
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Is this the ix model?
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Old 02-20-2013, 07:14 PM   #13
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Ladies and Gents... I am sorry to say that the mask has unfortunately been sold (as if it wouldn't..)

I suggest you give your wives and girlfriends the ol' sniff-test when they get home as there is definitely a new lady-killer on the loose tonight - and he doesn't learn names.
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