The Official E30 "In the Ditch" Meet Picture Thread.

SamE30e · 10-05-2008, 10:02 PM

Post em

325isStephen · 10-05-2008, 10:05 PM

I will post the one and only picture I took...... of my own car lol.

Jello I want to see your pics, I saw you holding that camera

Steve

craz azn · 10-05-2008, 10:06 PM

saaaweeet. pixxors!!11

jello_g · 10-05-2008, 10:19 PM

Slick M3, no doubt about it!

jello_g · 10-05-2008, 10:22 PM

Wheel fetish.

jello_g · 10-05-2008, 10:24 PM

Didn't get to meet the owner of this M6, but if you're reading this, I'd like to say you have one fine vehicle.

jello_g · 10-05-2008, 10:27 PM

This needs no introduction..

SamE30e · 10-05-2008, 10:32 PM

Was that thing actually boosted? I've heard of the M20 tick.. but that brought it to a new level.. Nice wheels though.

325isStephen · 10-05-2008, 10:32 PM

I really really hope someone has pics of the crash.

Steve

p.s thanks for the pics jello

SamE30e · 10-05-2008, 10:34 PM

Really do hope so too lol.

SamE30e · 10-05-2008, 10:36 PM

I guess it can be posted here too

Ok **** i'll tell it.

It was a cold night, wimpys in the belly, e30 in the ditch, drunk hick in the bar whom was Bambidextris. Jason C, was running his mouth while consuming the leftovers of my poutine, and his other halfs Sheppards pie. Then the call out was made, Jason says "What one of you mother ****ers wants to run my 4 cylinders of raw sickness!! E dirty sixxxx stylez!!" The table quivered and the earth slowed its rotation as the thought of being molested by the powerful 1.9L M44 ran through our brains. Silence was heard all around until one brave sexy soul spoke up... "I'll run you! 2g buy in... no **** that, I want the respect!" Then after the ohh and ahhs were calmed, the challenge was accepted. "Bring it ****ER!"

After paying for the sustinance and secretly recording the man who was trashed off 5 light beers was done his stand up comedy act, which spoke of speaking deer, pricks and bitch nurses was complete. We rolled, Stephen ran in fear back to his shelter, for he was afraid of the mighty roar of the M44 and M20B27 and its fearful 4500rpm red line cycled through his mind, the thought of the two exhaust notes combining may make the LHC look like a ****ing highschool science experiment must have done it.

The pack reached the destination, my palms sweaty with anticipation of what was soon to happen, the plastic saturn on my ass was scaring my shitless as I didn't want it to vanish with my super rich exhaust being sucked into it causing a burst of strange matter destroying its impossible to dent fenders. Jason rolls down his window and as if I could have swore the voice of God himself (or lucifer who evers is scarier) was speaking I heard "3rd honk go!" not 2, not 4, but 3 mother ****in honks! Those 3 stern words got my penis erect like I just ate my grandfathers whole bottle of viagra.

Honk one, I tighten my grip on the wheel and whatever grip my sick ass light weight fibreglass cast had on my sloppier than a Chinese prostitute shifter. Honk 2 I tighten my rectum, because i'm anticipating recieving the fisting of a life time...sans lube... Honk 3 I lay into it, I control the wheel spin and torque steer from my 120whp (est.) of fury. I hear the wrath of the M44, then Jay shifts... Then shifts again...and again...I'm still in 2nd we're dead even. My 4500 rpm redline comes around, I think to myself "**** it baby, we're takin her off the scale!" 5200 comes around and I bang that baby into 3rd! Jay is in 7th gear by now still dead even. I swore we were parked, I bang to 4th still dead even, I see a hole in the time and space continueum as we approach 1/100000th the speed of light (150km/h stunting territory!) Jay is in 10th gear by now, I was debating giving him a high five, thats how close we were, 5th gear dead even... I fart, and pull an inch, I assume Jay does the same because he pulls the inch back. My balls are sweating like a bitch, the roar of the 4 cylinders of doom and the 6 cylinders of fury warms them to a luke warm state.

We shut it down as we approach 175km/h... No winner declared.

Ballin..

Coles notes: M44 = M20B27

SamE30e · 10-05-2008, 11:01 PM

Ok someone has to fill in the info as to what happened with this car in the ditch.

325isStephen · 10-05-2008, 11:04 PM

^^ Agreed. Whoever's got the goods, spill.

Steve

ACS_DAN · 10-05-2008, 11:06 PM

LOL Wow. Unfortunately that was me. Worst day of my life actually. First car crash... and to make matters worse I lost to a 318!(I jumped a little bit at the light and let my revs down and when it finally turned, I didn't have anything)

I'm happy I didn't hit anybody first of all, second of all Insurance would have butt ****ed me if I did. I pay enough already under my own name.

Now time to wait and see if there's frame damage. Hopefully not.

So what made me go into the ditch:

Took a turn to aggressively, car was coming(I was on the wrong side of the road, because of the aggressive turn. Panicked, over corrected and bam reverse parked into the ditch.

Was it stupid of me, yes it was, am I proud of it, defintiley not. But I guess shit happens(Had to get my ego back after the rape by the 318)

As for pics, I didn't personally take any. Too busy mind freaking about my car. I'm sure others did.

cross your fingers for me on the no frame damage thing.

Otherwise... nice meet.

Even when my car is fixed, I doubt I'll be coming to any of the non major meets anymore. =-\

325isStephen · 10-05-2008, 11:08 PM

Shit man, sorry to hear, hopefully its all replaceable parts, if you need a passenger door I got one for you. You can actually just have it lol.

Steve