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Old 07-20-2002, 08:33 AM   #8
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"You see," he says, "I like my cars like I like my women and I like bulbous, fat-a$$ed, big-eyebrowed women with little knobs. Now, I know people will be scared of this at first. But we will all learn to accept this new concept of beauty. Why should the supermodels, that turn me down whenever I ask them out, be allowed to be beautiful? I see beauty in those fat ugly women who could love Me...Chris Bangle. These are the ones who don't complain about my small [Oops!]. And I mean small." "Seriously, he says, "it's only this big." "But that's OK," he concludes, "because it delivers all the functions I need in a small package and all my fat, ugly, deformed, lard-a$$ed girlfriends don't complain about it at all."
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Hey guys/gals!,

Randy(empowerd), Kevin(straight_6), and I (Dave aka:'88 325e) started up Bimmercruize '01. Bimmercruize '02 is on Sunday August 11th! So if you need details about the show please contact us!
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Dave
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