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Old 03-02-2003, 06:01 AM   #1
Miguel
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Arrow Open letter to whomever egged my car

I came back to my car tonight (parked at my buddies house) at approx 2am to find an empty carton of eggs beside my vehicle and 1 egg shell on my roof.

to whomever thought it would be funny to egg my car:

I ****in dare you to show your face here at Kombat arts (directions available at the site)

I will pay you $100 to show up here and step on the mat with me.
first I will put you in a key lock and make you wish you were born without elbows. Second, I will dislocate your arm from your shoulder courtesy of an armbar, and third i will choke you until you are ****ing unconcious for laying a finger on my car.

you had the balls to go egging, step up and be a man.

punk me off to my face, please.

****in shit head punk bitches.

how dare you disrespect my pride and joy. I worked hard for my car and you have the nerve to go and **** with it?!? what the hell did I do to you? I just want you to know that if I did catch you egging my car I would pull my tire iron from behind the drivers seat (always near by!) and pound your ****ing face in without even thinking twice.

you got lucky this time.

PM me and let me know when you're planning on visiting the gym.
-Miguel

PS feel free to post this on other sites. Whoever thinks egging is a funny joke feel free to meet me at the gym.
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