02-05-2006, 09:48 PM
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Join Date: May 2002
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Originally Posted by spooner_dee
A man woke up late for work one day, in a rush he showerd got dressed and ran to his car.
Speeding down the road, weaving in and out of traffic he made his way to work. On the way he came flying over a bridge where a cop was sitting with a radar gun. The man didnt see the cop till it was too late, and sure enough the cop pulled him over.
The cop walked up to the car and said " You were going pretty fast there, whats the rush?"
The man replied "im very late for work sir"
The cop looking him over asked " what exactly do you do for work"
The man replied "im a rectal stretcher."
The cop had a puzzeld look on his face and asked "Rectal stretcher? what the hell is that?"
The man looked at the cop and said "well First i lube my hands, then i have a person bend over and i stick my finger in their ass, then i put 2 fingers in and keep going till my whole hand is in thier ass. Then i do the same with my other hand. Next i pull their ass open and put my foot in and pull and stretch and then i put my other foot in, and i stretch and stretch till its about 6 feet wide"
The cop looks at the man with a very puzzeld look and says, "What the hell do you do with a 6 foot rectum????"
The man smiles and says "i dunno give it a radar gun and stick it on a bridge."
hahahahahahah thats one of my favorites.
that was great
Man who run in front of car get tired.
Man who run behind car get exhausted.