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Old 01-29-2006, 05:10 AM   #6
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thats jokes, i had a chucknorris joke battle at my bar the other day, some girl was showing off to her friends shes like

"u know chuck norris's tears cure cancer, too bad he never crys".. so some ppl laughed a bit.. i jump up behind them and bust out "thats true, but chuck norris also invented cancer, cuz he was getting tired of killing ppl himself, then everyone went nuts, then we went head on, joke after joke, its funny shit..

someone told me a good one tonight, chuck norris can swallow a scrambled rubics cube, and shit it out, with all the colours matching
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