Woohoo! My tires rocketh!
If anyone doth think upon tires of summer, consider thee thy GoodYear F1 GS-D3. Methinks I but never had a tire as pleasant as these in times past.
Alas, I put them on, to find myself confronting wicked snows. Verily, it took me 3 hours to return to Camelot that eve!. Stupid groundhog! Your veracity is besmirched! I shall suffer your advice no more!
Now, I must return to my consideration of Bullfinch's English Mythology! Tis an excellent read.