Thank you for your constructive feedback.
I don't believe anyone forced you to read it. But Guess I was wrong to assume that the average person would understand the point "1. Just wanted to let readers know I will be rambling again. " and then decide not to continue reading. I would think the average person with a bit of intelligence would just chuckle and move on.
I won't be changing my style any time soon so my only suggestion is for you to avoid reading any of my post.
Thanks in advance.