Pics, Part 2:
Exterior: tried to identify all the rust spots like the usual suspects (under battery, driver's side jack point); there's a few surface spots here and there but very minor. Car is straight; the lip was definitely stolen when left at U-Haul place overnight (I interrogated a good friend; said he had no idea, didn't notice) -- no damage at all, all the clip points are still intact. Rear spoiler could either be rattle-canned and pinned down, but I got a "new" one along with an OE lip spoiler straight from the Fatherland that's primed, but not painted (buddy said that the factory paint will likely not match the car now; better to get the paint shop to do a match to get it closer).
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