I thank you for your offer and I would consider it except I don't think I know how to ride!
I've ridden seriously underpowered dirt bikes but riding off road and on road are two totally different things and I don't have my motorcycle license anyway.
Besides, the way I see it, a noobie on a 1000cc is stupid. A noobie on a Busa is suicide. If I were a seasoned rider, I'd make the jump but I don't think you can wait two years.
Your sig says you have an E39 540 and M5 already?