YOU KNOW YOU DRIVE AN E30 WHEN::
Your passenger seat randomly reclines (hilarious when you have a passenger)
When you walk away from it, you turn around and grin!!!
your gas gauge needle thing waves at you!
You wonder what the hell that noise is!
It's a jack-stand queen!
You have a hole in your exhaust that makes it sound orgasmic!
it's a never ending project!!!
When you have a love-hate relationship with your car!
When you drive by a store and check out your car in the reflection on the window.
When you clean the bottom of your car and are supprised to find part numbers on everthing.
When you pop the hood from under the dash, sit back and watch and laugh when your friends try and lift it upwards from the front like an American car...
when the UPS man comes, it's like christmas allover again.
when you have to convince passengers that your gas is not really full, the car is not over heating, the brake lining light doesnt mean we're in danger, and that yes, there are no airbags. buckle up, and shut the hell up .
when it dies on hills, or in intersections, but only for a second, to let you know who's boss. who says a car doesn't have a sense of humor?
when passing inspection is cause for celebration.
You sign you emails at work with a ((00====00)) hoping someone will know what it is
When everyone says, "that's a cute little car."
"grrrrrrrrr!!!!!! NO!!!! IT'S A BEAST AND SHE'S TEAR YOUR LIPS OFF IF SHE'S HEARS YOU INSULT HER LIKE THAT!"
when your ABS is not only an option on the car its an option when it wants to be on!
When you let your girlfriend take your e30 it overheats in gridlock traffic and you catch her on a date with another guy.(good e30 good)
when ur girlfriend is jealous on your E30...
when U will stay hungry for a day or two, just cause your E30 must have best motor oil U can buy...