Ok. In all seriousness, here's what i would do with your ride to make it cool.
1) Completely detail the car
2) Get the emissions and safety done
3) List it on craigslist and autotrader
4) Sell it
5) Buy a honda
6) repeat the mods you did to the bmw
You follow these 6 easy steps and you will have the most pimped out jdm on the road.
This was my 500th post so that just goes to show you how much i would like to see these 6 steps happen lol.
2015 Volvo V60 T5 FWD-CURRENT
2014 Volvo S60 T6 AWD-SOLD
2012 Mercedes-Benz C250 Coupe-SOLD
1996 BMW 328is- SOLD
1998 Mercedes-Benz E430- SOLD
1990 Ford Probe Turbo- SOLD