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Gamite 01-30-2006 01:14 PM

Bell Just called me
 
I just recieved an interesting phone call from Bell:

Me: "Hello?"
Bell: "Hello, may I speak to Julian?"
Me: "Yes, this is Julian."
Bell: "Hi Julian, I'm so pleased to announce that you are eligible for Bell High Speed Internet!!"
Me: "Oh, I'm not interested"
Bell: "Do you currently have internet"
Me: "Yes."
Bell: "How much do you pay for internet?"
Me: "Uhm. Like $30?"
Bell: "Well Julian, you can now subscribe to bell high speed lite for only $25!"
Me: "Oh, I don't want lite internet"
Bell: "Oh, well, you can purchase regular high speed bell right now for only $35, and you get 6 months free!" (I think she said $35)
Me: "How many megabits is that?"
Bell: "Its 3 megabyts."
Me: "oh, I get 7 megabits from rogers."
Bell: "But you're on cable, you experience inconsistant download times, and Rogers is only 5 megabytes" (notice she says bytes, not bits)
Me: "Well no, rogers installed a new hub in my area, so I don't experience downtimes and yes, its now 7 megabits."
Bell: "well what about television? How much do you pay?"
Me: "Uhm, I dunno, its a package deal."
Bell: "Do you watch a lot of TV?"
Me: (I figured she was gonna try to sell me expressvu, so I just said: ) "Yeah, well, we have sattelite."
Bell: "Ohh.. well okay. Have a nice day Julian."
Me: "okay bye!!" :)


owned.

Primus 01-30-2006 01:18 PM

i had a jo-hobo come to my door today.... i just said thanx and closed the door.. does that mean im going to hell?

Gamite 01-30-2006 01:19 PM

Yes, yes it does.

propr'one 01-30-2006 01:25 PM

oh nigga you be goin to jail fo SHO

hahaha i love SNL

E36er 01-30-2006 01:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Primus
i had a jo-hobo come to my door today.... i just said thanx and closed the door.. does that mean im going to hell?


ha ha they dont even come to my house anymore, they made the mistake by comming at halloween time once (a while back) and my bro and sister with there friends were dressed up Gothic style and "praise the devil" sorta clothes...yeah, never again for them.

Quack 01-30-2006 01:56 PM

some people just won't take no for a answer, for example: CIBC calls me and ask if I want a credit card, I told them I already have 5 credit cards & 2 of them are from CIBC, than she goes on telling me that this credit card has good rates for some stuff, I than tell her that my mom has been a CIBC employee for 30 years & she always gets the lowest rates, of course this doesn't stop them & they keep trying to convince me, by this time she leaves me no choice but to hang up

Primus 01-30-2006 01:58 PM

when im in the mood i try to get the brod to get off topic, say things like, what r u wearing, where u from, try and keep them on the line as long as possible

Gamite 01-30-2006 02:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Primus
when im in the mood i try to get the brod to get off topic, say things like, what r u wearing, where u from, try and keep them on the line as long as possible


liar.

Primus 01-30-2006 02:05 PM

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this is how they look at a neibourhood before they start knocking on doors

houses in red are evil and the house in blue has a new owner :)

Primus 01-30-2006 02:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gamite
liar.

ill record it the next time them fools call

propr'one 01-30-2006 02:25 PM

i believe jay would do that, i do it all the time. i usually ask for insider information and pretend to want to invest in their company, and then change the topic more

Hound 01-30-2006 02:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Primus
this is how they look at a neibourhood before they start knocking on doors

houses in red are evil and the house in blue has a new owner :)


duuuuddde thats a sick azz drawing, you gots some mad paint skillz yo!!! :D :D*th-up* *shiner* *wiggle*

Nascar318is 01-30-2006 02:29 PM

Nice...some guy called me to try and get me to sell satellite dishes and make awsome commission and what not...blah blah blah...
then he's like "does this sound interesting making alot of money"...
me:"yeah"
Buddy" K so do you have a credit card so we can get you started today?"
Me:"No credit card" Me:"hello" "hello"

haha he hung up on me...

So I use that everytime now...

King Luis 01-30-2006 03:24 PM

lying is better.
"hi this is who ever from whatever political party. can we rely on your vote this election time?"
"i'm not old enough to vote"
"ok bye"

or when they ask for windows or lawn treatment. tell them your getting a awesome price or you just got it done.

Primus 01-30-2006 03:37 PM

^ wheres the fun in that?


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