Whats up witha ll this Chuck Norris shit?
 

Did i miss something?? every forum mentions chuck norris.. ??uhhhhh

whats with the chuck norris stuff?????? lol

come on dan how can you ask a question like that
chuck norris is god
please no more questions lol


who elese can beat up 10guys at a time ,jump from a roof do a little flip and land perfectly
who elese can save someone from a burning car in just the nickof time.
who elese can fight bruce lee and put up a challenge to bruce lee
who elese can pick up chicks like chuck norris
answer

NOOOOOOOOOOOOBODY

rofl!

In that case,

im going to order one of these asap and hang it on my door, so whenever i leave my room i feel chuck norrises power!

http://www.chucknorris.com/images/pr...-small.jpg%201

I have one of those hanging over my bed. Chuck is the last thing I see before I fall asleep, and the first thing I see when I wake up.

LOL i nominate this for funniest post of the year :D :D

thats jokes, i had a chucknorris joke battle at my bar the other day, some girl was showing off to her friends shes like

"u know chuck norris's tears cure cancer, too bad he never crys".. so some ppl laughed a bit.. i jump up behind them and bust out "thats true, but chuck norris also invented cancer, cuz he was getting tired of killing ppl himself, then everyone went nuts, then we went head on, joke after joke, its funny shit..

someone told me a good one tonight, chuck norris can swallow a scrambled rubics cube, and shit it out, with all the colours matching

i honestly think its a bit overplayed now....

even if he can cure cancer with his tears...

bruce lee kicked his ass

Bruce Lee (Born 1940—Died 1973)
Chuck Norris(Born 1940—

coincidence? i think not!

i herd chuck noris gave vruce lee that advil....

Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Chuck Norris instead decided to punch his way out of his mother’s womb. Shortly thereafter he grew a beard.

http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b3...orrisbirth.jpg

In a race to the edge of the universe between Superman and the Flash, who won??


http://usera.imagecave.com/morpho18/chuck1.bmp.jpg

hahahaha

Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He waits.


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...esnt_sleep.jpg

When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it is not because he is gay, but because he has run out of women.


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v2...ip/noris02.jpg

dude.. did u make those pics?