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BMWdouche 02-06-2013 12:28 PM

Horse Head Mask for sale $50

Bought a Horse Head Mask.. GF and Dog both hate it..

I can tell you that during my short time owning it, it made a world of difference in my life and made me a better person. Now it can do the same for you.

Here's a picture:

v_bimmer 02-06-2013 12:58 PM

hahahahah :D

EMPOWERD 02-06-2013 03:38 PM

that's great.. nice ad too... always wanted one, for those "Asshole" moments. Can you see out of it?

TSI 02-06-2013 03:40 PM

Post of the day... but yes, can you see much?

BMWdouche 02-07-2013 12:23 AM

Gents - you can see out of this mask as much if not more than a horse can. More importantly - you can DRINK BEER while wearing it. Hole in the mouth that fits any 330ml vehicle to carry the hoppy alcoholic beverage of your desire.

Put a smile on your significant others face and walk into your home wearing this one of a kind horse head mask. Gallop your way in their hearts.

ahsm 02-07-2013 09:05 AM

I own one of these horse masks. I noticed my grades in college have improved after owning it and I've become a better person in my community.

BMWdouche 02-11-2013 08:49 PM


BMW_M_POWER 02-12-2013 12:59 AM

That is so f****** hilarious!!

GeMc 02-12-2013 12:48 PM

For moments like this..

mikeykan89 02-15-2013 02:19 PM

Ill give you 20 bucks hahaha i wanna do the harlem shake in one of these this weekend dt !

Blackedout95 02-15-2013 06:18 PM

Can you legally have intercourse while wearing it?

uber e36 02-19-2013 09:54 PM

Is this the ix model?

BMWdouche 02-20-2013 08:14 PM

Ladies and Gents... I am sorry to say that the mask has unfortunately been sold (as if it wouldn't..)

I suggest you give your wives and girlfriends the ol' sniff-test when they get home as there is definitely a new lady-killer on the loose tonight - and he doesn't learn names.

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